$4000 Inflatable Colon Stolen from KU Med!
 

This story is real:

https://www.kctv5.com/news/inflatabl...zCXPSisAywsF5w

KANSAS CITY, KS (KCTV) -- The University of Kansas Cancer Center is asking the public for help in recovering an inflatable colon used to teach about the dangers of colon cancer.

The inflatable colon, valued at $4,000, was stolen from a pickup bed parked in Brookside.

“Colorectal cancer screening is the most powerful weapon we have against colorectal cancer,” said Dr. John Ashcraft, an oncologist at The University of Kansas Cancer Center said.

Ashcraft is also co-leader of the cancer prevention and survivorship research program.

Maybe billay stole it to lick it constantly.

As long as they don't fill it up with gasoline...

can you bake those?

Man that's shitty! What kind of asshole would do such a thing?

Sounds like someone else got impermissible benefits.

Can't they get any other KU asshole to replace it?

PIIHB

Fill it with gasoline straight from the pump

And then the gerbils

Who stores a $4000 inflatable colon in the back of a pickup?

Don't judge me

It will be found in Clays guest bathroom closet with Vaseline all over it.

Wasn't that a prostate in the back of your truck?

omg i think i was at a party where they were using this as a lubed up slip N slide