***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs 49ers Game Day Thread***
 

It is time for Episode 3! Cue the dancing ladies and smoking monkeys ... the first home game of the season is upon us. Let there be no doubt that the Chiefs will dominate and the aftershock will again reverberate throughout the NFL.

According to my various esoteric devices and the large, blue bubble in my lava lamp which speaks to me in a human voice, our defense will perform much better in this one (just so you know).

Okay ... that should do it ...

Now a brief poemism ... uh ... let's see ...

Next up is a team from the bay
Making noise like they're ready to play
But when Grapes throws two picks
That are run back for six
Shanahan docks his skiff up his quay


Go Chiefs!

(sorry if re-post)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :thumb:

I'm wearing my red underpants to bed tonight :D

God ****ing Dammit I won't sleep tonight.

I hope we get a little of the pregame in the broadcast. Patrick coming out of the tunnel to that crowd is gonna be a sight to see.

Let the dynasty begin. :)

did i hear goodwin is saddled with a tight quad? is he the fast one?

LETS YES THE TRAIN OF RED DOMINATE!!

Hey! That limerick wasn't that bad.

FAX

Andy will have the Defense introduced ROFL

(Looking around.)

(Rapping on computer screen.)

Yep, this thread checks out. It's good to go.

Yea, the Minnesota game they had he ran a short cross and took a knee to the quad from a LB I think, he literally came completely off the ground and got spun around, it'll probably be an issue for half the season.

Yes!

In for the mutha****in' win!!!

My erection woke up the neighbors