Fill me in, what have I missed?
 

Seriously... probably ought to try hanging out here a little more this season, unless I find out all of ya are a bunch of Russian trolls trying to keep me from vaccinating my cat.

Mahomes looks legit

Mahomes looks good.

Tyreek Hill is gonna be a MEGA STAR.

O-line seems kinda meh.

Defense is garbage.

That about sums it up.

What would you like to know, comrade?

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Mahomes is God

The defense is trash

Berry, Houston, Watkins and Fisher are brokedicks.

Veach might be a younger Carl Peterson

Alex still sucks

This seems pretty accurate as well.

In Soviet Russia, message board trolls you!

The run defense wasn’t bad in the first half. The biggest runs allowed were the TD on a missed tackle by Nnadi (even though he got decent penetration) and the scrambles by Chase.

The pass defense was beyond horrendous. I wish I could say it’s because we weren’t blitzing much, but I know that’s just what Sutton does. It’ll probably only get worse.

Mahomes looked pretty good for the most part. Missed on 2 passes to Watkins. One would’ve been a TD and the other was behind Watkins and could’ve been a pick. Other than that, I liked what I saw. Drives never felt hopeless.

We haven’t had much success running the ball, but we haven’t really tried either. I think we had like 10 rushing yards in the first half, but only 6 or 8 attempts. Seems like they are terrified of an injury.

Special Teams had a rough day. Kick out of bounds and lots of penalties. DAT had a good return or two, but probably not against guys that’ll actually play.

mahomes is good. cheerleaders are hot and **** houston.

And somehow Tanoh managed to get Roughing the Passer on a perfect form tackle sack. I still don’t get that one. Apparently he hit the QB too hard?

isn't that against team rules?

The TD pass wasn't on Mahomes. Sammy slowed down because he didn't think the ball was coming to him. Waste of money that POS was, Hill would have hauled that in for a TD.

So now you’re chanelling Donger? JFC

The two bad things that can happen when you throw the football. Happen when Sammy Watkins is involved