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Ming the Merciless 04-30-2018 11:07 AM

pawn mower secs
 
My back sucks and doing missionary longer sounds cool or good when it's 110 degrees outside, so I think I am going to spend the money to get a rider.

I am reeruned, so tell me like I am 5 years old.

-I'd like to keep budget 1500 or less, ideally.
-Doesn't need to be a big woman because my dong isn't that big, so I don't think BBW is a thing for me. I also don't have much bed space.
-Easier to operate the better
-Good back support means a lot



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Bugeater 04-30-2018 11:08 AM

In.

HemiEd 04-30-2018 11:10 AM

ROFL

ptlyon 04-30-2018 11:54 AM

Are you gay?

Simply Red 04-30-2018 11:57 AM

Me + U + missionary = save money

listopencil 04-30-2018 11:57 AM

You need a secs swing.

BryanBusby 04-30-2018 12:02 PM

My dong is a foot long if you measure beginning at the start of my asscrack

thank you very much!

BlackHelicopters 04-30-2018 12:14 PM

Lawn Mower Sex? WTH?

ptlyon 04-30-2018 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackHelicopters (Post 13540018)
Lawn Mower Sex? WTH?

Because sex with a hedge trimmer would be strange

BryanBusby 04-30-2018 12:20 PM

Don't knock it until you've tried it

Ming the Merciless 04-30-2018 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 13540000)
My dong is a foot long if you measure beginning at the start of my asscrack

thank you very much!

bone pressed for accuracy

did you have to jelq for a long time to achieve those results?

Ming the Merciless 04-30-2018 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 13539989)
Are you gay?

you seem interested

ChiTown 04-30-2018 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 13540045)
you seem interested

Do they send you someplace special to learn? Asking for a friend.....

Bugeater 04-30-2018 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 13540045)
you seem interested

I WAS HERE FIRST! :cuss:

BryanBusby 04-30-2018 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 13540044)
bone pressed for accuracy

did you have to jelq for a long time to achieve those results?

Lots of tokens at the car wash vaccum


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