When you realize Barney the dinosaur has more game than you will ever have.
 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...g?imwidth=1400

The actor who starred as the cuddly T-Rex host of Nineties children's TV show Barney and Friends is now working as a Los Angeles tantric therapist, it has been revealed.

Joyner only accepts female clients for his services, and charges $350 for a four-hour session. On his website, Joyner, a former software analyst offers clients the chance to reach "a higher and more blissful state of awareness [of their] sexuality."

"Lisa", an anonymous source contacted by Vice, said she had been one of his regular clients for three years, after first making contact with him through the dating app Tinder.

She added that she had sexual intercourse with Joyner during their third session, and described the experience as a "spiritual awakening".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2018/0...rsial-tantric/

"Lisa"


She likes the purple peni

Maybe she's a furrie? Is that what they call them?

BPP?

I love you, you love me, and you owe me three fiddy...

TinkyWinky for some reason this smilie seems appropriate

Strange. How would this not be prostitution?

I should’ve been charging when I was giving “awakenings”

Imagine the kind of tail Elmo could be swimming in?

I’m guessing sex acts are not part of the contract. Like an “escort” service.

Fyp

You better be good at sex if your brain is the size of a walnut.

Gold ROFLROFL

http://grim-snark.com/wp-content/upl...-dinosaurs.jpg

That last search prob wasn't a good thing to have in one's history

I spit my drink out.