Santa is coming: You should be excited
 

What will you leave out for Santa? Milk and cookies? A Titty mag?

Have you been a good little boy or girl? What do you think Santa will bring you this year?

Are you asking for the CIA?

Do they still even MAKE titty mags???

Santa swings a big 'ol candy cane. Every piece of peppermint candy is just hardened Kringle jizz.

Santa is coming for Democrat adults and children.

They do, but they're all digital. So now you won't even get to download one in enough time for Santa to beat off.

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

Birth

Wait til some of their friends at school tell them so you aren’t the bad tuy

A Red Ryder Carbine Action -200 shot Range Model Air Rifle.

Seven to eight.

Sit them down and have the Santa/Easter Bunny/Jesus talk all at once when they're in first grade or so.

No sir! Every time Santa makes an appearance at my house, my credit card starts glowing red :#

Christmas was better back in the day, lots of presents...... for free!!! Ahh, the good ole days, back when I was a liberal :)


(betcha you didn't see that coming :D )

Life comes fast enough, let them be kids as long as they can.

What are you talking about "Santa isn't real" ?