Roast this guy
 

LMAO

http://static.lakana.com/media.fox32...470_ver1.0.jpg



Here is the article, if you can find the Facebook post about this the comments are epic.

http://wsvn.com/news/us-world/south-...irthday-party/


Police: "Did he have any distinguishing characteristics? Perhaps he had a scar...or a mountain range on his head?"

LMAO


GO CP GO!!

It looks like he is wearing a ball sack on his head.

LMAO that was one of my first thoughts too

Looks like he's growing a field o dicks on his dome.

He's got a bad case of the scrotum scalp.

^ Winner LMAO

Does he really need roasted though?

I remember back in the 90s Scottie Pippin, apparently in his quest to be more like Mike, shaved his head. The results were fairly similar to this.

He never did that shit again. :D

I'm not gonna roast him, you can bet the people he grew up around made his life hell over it

He's got hair - why would somebody with a lumpy dome like that shave his head? Grow a ****ing afro, dude, and nobody will ever know.

Personally, I don't know why anybody would deliberately shave their head if they can still grow hair. You can bet your ass if I wasn't bald on top by God's cruel design it wouldn't be buzz cut length anywhere else.