Velcro will save the nfl
 

so, on the jersey's, there will be positive and negative velcro strips for offense and defense. in strategic locations. so if a defensive player puts his shoulders on the qb's knee's, the strips stick together. if a receiver puts his hands on a corners back shoulders as a push off, then the strips will stick. no need to question if it was a helmet to helmet hit.

the only problem is, i am having a hard time conceptualizing what the uniform and helmet may look like? i call on chiefsplanet to help design the new nfl uniform, to improve safety, and officiating consistency.

http://www.qiqi-toys.com/Uploads/goo...QSP-3270-3.jpg

not exactly like this, but break it up into about 85 parts and it would cover all penalty calls. as a matter of fact, embed them with led lighting. and then all you need is one referee. the one in the booth to hit the reset button between each play.

a start with the helmet may begin here:
http://www.365airsoftshop.com/userfi...cro%20Tan1.jpg

:D

I want two of whatever you are on.

Kill yourself

Your avatar might be a superior idea to the OP. Make all NFL teams have animal mascots, then make the players wear that animal pelt as their uniform.

Don't know about player safety, but inebriated viewing would outstanding.

thats the spirit. and being cuddly is a bonus :D

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What kind of shit you guys smoke down under

So when does Tom Brady come out and drink a bottle of cum?

whats that have to do with velcro? thats just stupid :D

i never proposed alternate methods of penalizing the opposing teams, simply finding the culprit :D

and when they are down, they stay down ROFL

LMAO

I don't care what anyone says, I loves me some Nickhead. Oy.

good in theory, but will make the game 6 hours long

I'm in...

Seinfeld:


(pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band)

MORTY: Ah! It's Velcro. I can't stand Velcro. It's that t-e-a-r-I-n-g sound. I used to be in raincoats. I refused to put that in any of my lines.

reeruned