What has happened to our dear friend staylor26?
 

Defender of Chiefs Kingdom, Lord of the Homers, and The White Knight of the Red Sea, has forsaken his peoples!

Verily, he hath not posted upon these lands since Sunday!

Last seen:

Shitting on Paxton Lynch

No posts during the Chiefs game, no posts after.

Is the embarrassment too much for him?

He watches more football than us and he facepalms this thread.

He realized that once again Denver one-ups the Chiefs.


Paxton will be a 15 year starter, win 3 Superbowls, and fist the Chiefs twice a year.

He shows his passion for the team by tweeting.

A little early to be spiking the football, GifHorse.

He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.

ASS11 is an initiative bitch.

According to most people here that wouldn't happen if Foles were to be the starter.

He's watching tape of Kevirae Russell in anticipation of him starting by midseason.

I am merely concerned by the absence of Clark's heir.

I hope he has not been beset upon by drafturbator ruffians, fouled by a pack of wild Raiders, or met his end under the hooves of a Bronco stampede.

I hear Sir Ben of the Three Rivers now roams the countryside, raping innocent passerby with deep thrusts.

He was online 5 minutes ago.

This might be the most homosexual thing I've ever read

I did not know that. I hope he's OK. Seems like a good dude.

Yea verily, Sir Ben's twisted proclivities for unnatural fleshly sins is an abomination the likes of which this kingdom has never seen!

Still, tis better to be ruled by such a foul creature than to see your lands pillaged and plundered while your own lord eunuch hides behind the skirts of his bannermen.

Then the Internet will not go without facepalm emojis today. Yay.