Most Unlikable Baseball Player Tournament - Round 1, Heat 2
 

Please vote for the two players you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Four players from the nomination poll will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the top two will go to round two.

HEAT 2:

Jeff Samardzija (Cubs, A's, White Sox, Giants)
https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/B...shot-photo.jpg

Unlikable Traits:
- Instigates brawls and tries to fight everyone on the other team, including coaches.
- Has stupid hair.
- Has stupid mustache/stupid goatee depending on his stupid mood.
- Has a stupid face on top of a 2-foot-tall stupid neck.
- Has a nearly un-spellable last name.
- Got a 5-year/$90 million contract this offseason after posting an ERA of nearly 5.00 last year.

Mat Latos (Padres, Reds, Marlins, Dodgers, Angels, White Sox)
http://a.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdig...80.high.47.jpg

Unlikable traits:
- Is considered a clubhouse cancer and bad teammate. Has been on five teams in the last three years.
- Has parents who don't know how to spell "Matthew" or "Matt."
- Is on the White Sox.

Joba Chamberlain (Yankees, Tigers, Royals, Indians)
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RB...shot-photo.jpg

Unlikable traits:
- Is named "Joba."
- Got a DUI and broke his ankle on a trampoline during his tenure with the Yankees.
- Got into a public altercation with Mariano Rivera and was shouting at him and reporters in the middle of an interview.
- Once actually had the mustache you see in this photo.
- Frequently frowns for official MLB/team photographs.
- Was inexplicably signed by the 2015 Royals, who had one of the greatest bullpens of all time. Appeared in 6 games and posted a 7.94 ERA.

Yasiel Puig (Dodgers)
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/1a8f...0-asg-puig.jpg

Unlikable traits:
- Seems like the outfield version of Yordano Ventura. Tons of talent but a head case who doesn't play up to his potential.
- Lazy player. Showboats catching routine pop flies, doesn't hustle, etc.
- Arrested in Florida for driving 110 MPH. On a side note, was also wearing pink jorts at the time.

This is a really tough heat for me. Four world-class douches here. More photos, videos, and stories coming with enhanced information on their douchiness.

Pink jorts ROFLROFLROFL

Ass a Royals fan, there is only one choice here, and that's Samardjiza.

Further Evidence of Douchiness
 

Jeff Samardzija:

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Mat Latos:
Not sure if this was ever confirmed, but he allegedly gave $3000 to a female friend who was having a tough time financially. When the girl found out he was married after he told her he was single, her PayPal account was overdrafted because he claimed it was unauthorized.
http://www.cincinnativseveryone.com/...-some-trouble/

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Joba Chamberlain:

Story of his fight with Mariano Rivera: http://bronxbaseballdaily.com/2013/0...ariano-rivera/
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Yasiel Puig:
Albert Pujols (the old, slow guy on the Angels) advances from first to second while Puig showboats on a routine pop-up:
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Benched for admiring long single:
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I've never seen that vid of old ass, slow ass Pujols advancing on a routine fly to Puig. Hilarious.

Pujols mimicking Puig there is too good.

Yeah, truly amazing. I voted for Chamberlain over Puig because he seems to be more of a douche off the field, but I'm kind of regretting it now. Puig is just such a knucklehead.

Shark should be a nickname for a much cooler player. I voted for the current and former White Sox

Samardzija off to a dominating start, as expected. I'm really surprised by how many votes Puig is getting, though. I expected Chamberlain to put up more of a fight.

Was gonna vote for Puig, but the pink jorts put him back in my good graces.

ROFL

Loaded heat compared to heat 3. All 4 of these douches should move on. If limited to two, it has to be Jeffy boy and Joba for me. Jeffy for his actions, Joba for being a worthless fat ****.

Yeah, sorry. Randomly selecting the players for each heat has its downside.

Samardzija and Puig move on in a blowout.