Well that's one way to die
 

:whackit: Man Dies In I-75 Crash While Allegedly Watching Porn Behind The Wheel, Pantsless

DETROIT (CBS Detroit) A new level of distracted driving was reached when a 58-year-old man, allegedly preoccupied by a pornographic movie on his phone, crashed and rolled his vehicle.

It happened at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 in Detroit, Michigan State Police told WWJ 950.

Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw said it’s the strangest thing he’s ever encountered on the roadway.

“We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it’s almost to the fact there’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars,” Shaw said.

The victim, who was behind the wheel of a 1996 Toyota, was thrown from the vehicle and died. He wasn’t wearing pants, police told FOX 2.

No others drivers were struck.

This would be a good marketing concept for Uber.

Is that the opposite of a happy ending ?

I was struck by the last sentence. "No other drivers were struck." By what were the other drivers un-struck? The mind goes to dark places.

Hell of a way to go

That's a really hard way to die.

The man died doing what he loved. Lucky sumbitch.

"And he died with his ding dong in his hand, in his hand"



Props to anyone who gets it without Google. Lol.

One of life's great big no no's reaching for the ho ho's...



And he died with his ding dong in his hand

For a couple of reasons I hope he didn't have children.

And these won't either:


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John Henry?

It would be fun to be the guy giving the eulogy.

"Why did we come here today? We came here today to remember a man who grabbed life by the horn, a man whose life was about growing, a man who rose to any challenge. You might say he was taken from us prematurely, that he was gone before his life reached its full climax, and that's true. But we do know that he was a man who sought pleasure wherever he could find it, and that's comforting as his wife seeks to fill the void that he left behind."

welp, the guy will cause an auto-erotica asphyxia aspiration indemnity clause in the fine print of insurance policies. what a jerk.

Oh thought this was going be another damn Florida thread.