****Unofficial 'Welp, at least I'm not Direckshun' Thread****
 

Post in here if you are not Direckshun and thankful for it.

I'm thankful I don't have a whore of a mother.

A fine point. One of many reasons to be thankful you are not Direckshun.

Welp

TRADE HOUSTON!!! MOAR DRAFT PICKS!!!

Let's draft some guards and centers up in this thread! It'll be like the end of Independence Day. "GENTLEMEN, LET'S PLOW THE ROAD." Then Randy Quaid will ram himself right into the enemy's weapon while Direckshun wears a Rupert Murdoch mask.

I did that specifically for you, bub. I'm sorry you're Direckshun.

Center and #18! And just to be safe, another center at #49!

It worked for Red Auerbach. By the grace of Dave Cowens it will work for us.

LMAO

Direckshun lives in Springfield and wakes up every day believing in Alex Smith. He also went to my cousin's high school.

Because of this, for five minutes every day I believe in God and say a little prayer thanking him for making me not Direckshun.

And I got banned for creating threads? DeBerg still create threads? WTF

Welp?

Welp, **** off, asshole.

This probably should be quoted into the OP.

Well done, pal.