99 problems
 

Here is the background:

Friday after work going to come down. Doesn't respond and offers excuse that I reply to at 2 am when I wake up (truth is had she come down I would be asleep as I was beat)
Saturday doesn't come down but says she will until the last minute
Sunday:
10 am I'm coming down, going to jump in shower, be right there
11 am Sorry I got stuck in a movie going to jump in shower be right there
12 pm Me: Maybe another day
2 pm: Why another day? I can't believe you did this to me, I demand an explanation
3 I give her the timeline, explain I am not going to wait and am at a friends watching football


am I wrong here?

No. You are correct.

Always leave them wanting more.

Well played.

In her batshit insane female mind she probably now thinks another chick is stealing you from her.

Is this your first relationship with a woman?

LMAO

Never EVER rearrange your schedule more than once for a woman, unless it's your mother, grandmother, sister or LTR hobag.

Hold your ground, she's testing her limits.

I told her to hit bricks.

A woman who thinks you have something else going on that's better than her is a woman who is going to chase you.

We want what we can't have.

We exist in a punannyocracy.

Um???

This is Sparta?

You just need a beer for every problem.

Should never have let them vote.

I am outraged that you would say such a thing.

(This and fist bump secret style)

She wanted to watch a movie, you wanted to watch FB. If she gets pissy about that tough shit.