Be A Riverboat Captain!
 

For just $4.2 million. Might be fun to cruise back and forth from New Orleans to Minneapolis with 1000 of my best friends...

http://www.riverboatforsale.com/rive...sale-overview/

I kind of want that. If everyone on the board will kick in about $2,000 we could form a corporation and buy it. Who else is in?

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Be A Riverboat Captain!
 

Paging coffey....."is that marijuana residue on my next boa.....err I mean on that riverboat"

Oohhhh wait... We could be riverboat pirates. We could get a bunch of cannons and rob poor, unsuspecting land-lubbers or maybe garbage barges. That would be kinda cool.

Wouldn't you rather be a shrimpin boat captain, Jennnay?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.6080...5&pid=15.1&P=0

Actually, it looks like Clark's suite at Arrowhead...niiiiice...

Okay, we're up to $4,000. Let's keep this going.

I'm in for 10,000...just hold the check for a while ok? I'll let you know when you can cash it. Thanks.

You don't get to borrow the keys until the check clears. But we'll count you toward the goal. $14,000 raised so far to purchase the SS McTatt.

Bain is a river boat captain. We have the navigating part, taken care of

In for $2000

Do you take casino cash? Better hurry before the "pirates" come and plunder again.

I'm in for $2K, but I'm short on cash. Can I work in the galley for a bit to clear my debt?

Okay, we're up to $16,000, and I'll up my share to $10k from $4k, which puts us at $22,000.

If we can talk them down 15%, we only need $3,570,000 total, so our target is now down to $3,548,000.