Stock Tip: Buy Kleenex
 

**** colds. Seriously.

Sams Club baby

Been there. Even then, the amount of kleenexes I require makes me a goddamn danger to forests worldwide.

Be sure to multitask in the shower. Get it all steamy, press one nostril shut and blow out with the other, then switch! Cleans it out good all up in there. Just be sure to make it slide down the walls and into the drain.

Learned that skill a long time ago. The first time I did it with my wife within earshot, she gave me the ol "WTF did I marry?" look.

I even took a 12 hour pseudophed this morning. The good shit. The meth shot you have to show ID to get and I'm still mowing through kleenexes like Rambo through cheap extras.

**** viagra.

The 12 hour pseudo makes your sausage go full-acorn...until you need to use it and then it's the ****ing right arm of Stallone in Over The Top...

Yeah...I'm sure its just a cold and not ebola.
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Been buying more since those J Lawrence pics surfaced.

I thought this is because Geno is coming to KC and gonna tear up the Chiefs defense...

ROFL. What? Pseudophed makes your dick hard? That's... Really something.

Unless Ebola is transferred through milo and can stay viable in combine cabs I have virtually no shot at getting it.

Didn't he get benched? IDK. DGAF to be honest. Can your wife get me some good shit? Like cures everything shit? Unless it's te pseudophed Rausch is taking. I don't need that shit going on in the combine.

:LOL: I"m with you. I hate having snot and blow my nose like an OCD lunatic. I also do Sudafed. Good stuff.

Serious tips that may help as we get into cold season:

1. Start popping Cold-eeze like pez the SECOND you have a scratchy throat or any other sense you may have a cold coming on. **** one every 6 hours or whatever -- 1 every TWO. Shit works.

2. This is gross and maybe it's just me, but when I wake up in the morning as a cold is coming on, sometimes I'll have some crap in the back of my throat. I hack like a bastard to get rid of it, and SOMETIMES I yaak up a disturbingly large pile of yellow crap, which basically kills the cold dead.

Maybe I should put a spoiler around this post, but hey, it's CP, and I've seen much worse...

Buehler, she said DIAF its your only option...

I have terribad allergies so it's hard to discern the beginning stages of a cold as such without dismissing them as allergies.

I take Flonaise which changes the dynamic of the snot environment, but I'm with you, I'm aware of the crap pile making the throat hurt but this is well beyond that. Flonaise does a respectable job of keeping that out.

On the flonaise note, I have to super blow the nose out in the procedure outlined by LoneWolf Ed before taking the floniase. If I don't manage to get every bit of snot out before I take it, by morning the snot has turned into some stretch Armstrong type super snot. It's like the shot you see in Cartoons. It's REALLY stretchy and stringy. And it smells funny. So then getting it out is a bitch because you can blow into a Kleenex and grab an end of it and that shit will stretch a foot. I'm not kidding. Plus it seems to lodge itself into some remote corner of my nose. It really is quite the endeavor to get it out.

I labeled this as a poop thread. People should be prepared to be grossed out.

You're lying.

She's way nicer than that. To me anyway. :D

My friend Gary has a bad one this week.