So You're Having A Party, And Jesus Is Coming
 

What kind of beer do you serve?

If you're gonna party with Jesus, you better have some damn good beer.

Dinny

I heard Jesus prefers wine.

Miller High Life. It's the champagne of beers.

I'm not serving beer.

I'm showing Jesus to the faucet and telling him to get to work.

I'd just give him water. Let him make his own beer.

Growing up Mormon, the answer is none of the above. Serve him a Pibb Xtra.

Well, it's not actually like JESUS is coming over. It is more like someone who is quite very nearly LIKE Jesus has agreed to visit my humble abode.

I lied and said I didn't have any beer because I didn't know the proper beer to serve.

Dinny

Dos Equis, obviously.

I'd kick back and have a couple of ice cold Hamm's with Jesus.

Give him a loaf of bread, a fish and some water. Done.

Oh, I mean Him of course.

Poisoned beer.

Let's see what you're made of, Lord.

Who is Jesus coming on?

Dos Equis or water for the magic show.