The Donald Is Suing Bill Maher
 

Bill went on the Tonight Show and said he would give $5 million to the charity of The Donald's choice if he could prove he was not the spawn of his mother screwing an orangutan.

The Donald proved his father, Fred Trump, was indeed his father. Now he's suing bill for the $$$.

That's one expensive punchline!

Story is here:

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.co...-for-5-million

Bill Maher has been and will always be an idiot.

ah, but he often an entertaining idiot...

This will be comedy gold, two of the biggest asshats to ever ass up a hat.

How do we know Fred Trump himself wasn't an orangutan?

his birth certificate was obviously faked...

You mean the "Certification of Birth"? I mean, what is that? And surely what was posted was the short form. I mean, that thing is REALLY short. Long form or there's nothing to even talk about.

Yup, so why watch him?

I don't. :shrug:

I've never found a good reason.

You can have a one-sided agreement, but something like this is unlikely to be enforceable.

Exactly.

Conspicuous by its absence is Fred's birth certificate. :hmmm:

Trump is on a long list of people the right needs to disassociate from if they want to win back this country~

Either way? Maher is going to have to spend money to defend it. Still going to cost him money to make fun of trump.