I've got a cold, damn it!
 

I knew it was coming. My wife brings home all the crap that goes around the middle school. She's a carrier. She never gets it, just brings it home and gives it to me. Thank God middle schoolers don't get the clap.

Half of Independence must have a cold right now. Took me a half an hour to get out of Walgreen's because they keep all the cold meds locked up to stop the meth heads.

Jesus man, all I want are some tiny time pills.

Crap started in the sinuses, now slowly working its way towards my lungs. I'm in a very bad mood.

I might even say bad things about Matt Cassel if provoked....

LOL, this time of year, How dare it invade your body!

Well, you've been here long enough to know the cure for all things that ail ya.

Green Nyquil does look like Zerex....

I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

Well, I'll hoist one in your honor tonight.

I have a cold too, it's cherry flavor for me. That licorice shit is nasty

I feel your pain. My wife was sick for a week....I've been fighting off something for the last few days but I am getting weak.....weak

Can you do a "10 things about this cold" please?

Me too. A half a bottle and a full nights sleep will cure damn near anything.

The off season really needs to end

Same shit my wife does. Normally she gets it from the 5th grade varmints, but this time it came from her CCD class.

It hasn't gotten its claws into me all the way yet, but I'm fighting a losing battle.

Sure it isn't a yeast infection?
Pussy. Take some nyquil. :)

10. Sneeze
9. Hack
8. Hock
7. Honk
6. Hock Spit
5. Cough
4. Couch Hack
3. Cough Cough Cough
2. Hooooooooooock....
1. Toilet Squid!

Sneeze on Cassel