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Otter 12-13-2001 12:11 AM

Its Time to Say "goodbye"
Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

Iíve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. Heís been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Seeing the light

Raiderhader 12-13-2001 12:14 AM

So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!

now knows the culprit

Rausch 12-13-2001 12:14 AM


PC Or not, that's some funny $#it!!!!!:D

jAZ 12-13-2001 12:15 AM

What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:

tommykat 12-13-2001 12:18 AM

GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?:D

Frazod 12-13-2001 12:20 AM


ptlyon 12-13-2001 06:32 AM

WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took... ;)

Bwana 12-13-2001 01:17 PM

Otter: LMAO.......good stuff.

Mr. Christopher 12-13-2001 01:20 PM

"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!"

I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.


Yosef_Malkovitch 12-13-2001 02:14 PM

OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.

Otter 07-23-2003 05:19 AM

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :bong:

ndbbm 07-23-2003 05:29 AM


Originally Posted by Otter
There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :bong:

It freightens me that we live so close. :LOL:

Ultra Peanut 07-23-2003 07:07 AM


Stupid anti-caps thing... %(/

Iowanian 07-23-2003 07:20 AM

Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.

RealSNR 07-23-2003 07:26 AM

I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"

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