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KurtCobain 05-27-2011 12:47 AM

Wanna Get With My Mom?
 
My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.
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listopencil 05-27-2011 12:52 AM

Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.

FAX 05-27-2011 12:53 AM

One of the rare times in my existence when I don't know what to say.

Words are of no account in a situation like this.

FAX THE SPEECHLESS

rocknrolla 05-27-2011 12:57 AM

I second that. Speechless.

KurtCobain 05-27-2011 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 7665577)
Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.

Actually, she's not too vocal about it.

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listopencil 05-27-2011 12:57 AM

Come on. You guys didn't even vote in the pole.

listopencil 05-27-2011 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7665581)
Actually, she's not too vocal about it.


It would always just kinda be there though.

listopencil 05-27-2011 12:58 AM

Like the elephant in the room, making me uncomfortable.

FAX 05-27-2011 12:58 AM

Perhaps we would all benefit were she to become a nun.

FAX

KurtCobain 05-27-2011 12:58 AM

I used to hate my mom.

KurtCobain 05-27-2011 12:59 AM

Actually, I still do. She's a dumb ****.

KurtCobain 05-27-2011 12:59 AM

I hope she dies in a fire.

KurtCobain 05-27-2011 12:59 AM

But before that happens, I want her to be happy.

Any takers?

Jewish Rabbi 05-27-2011 01:02 AM

If it weren't for the picture, I definitely would have said yes.

KurtCobain 05-27-2011 01:03 AM

Killed the pic. It wasn't a good one. Just the only i could find without my kids in it.


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