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Simply Red 11-16-2014 10:06 PM

-- Are you all still pooping fairly well?
 
Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.

a pp roach 11-16-2014 10:08 PM

My poop seems nice.

LoneWolf 11-16-2014 10:09 PM

My pooping has been great. Peeing on the other hand has sucked all weekend. I passed 2 kidney stones today.

Buehler445 11-16-2014 10:09 PM

I've eaten oatmeal the last 3 mornings. I'm pooping like a well oiled machine.

BeeHo 11-16-2014 10:09 PM

try the taco bell bean burritos in combo of McDoubles. Works every time.

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Simply Red 11-16-2014 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by a pp roach (Post 11119831)
My poop seems nice.

good to hear! I'm glad it's business per usual. You're a good poster ppr. I'm glad the Bowels are working ok.

TimBone 11-16-2014 10:10 PM

pure coincidence, but I swear I had a clean breaker not even an hour ago.

TLO 11-16-2014 10:12 PM

My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.

Tacoman 11-16-2014 10:13 PM

Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!

Tacoman 11-16-2014 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11119857)
My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.

Dont ya just love that!!

Simply Red 11-16-2014 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11119846)
pure coincidence, but I swear I had a clean breaker not even an hour ago.

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Simply Red 11-16-2014 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tacoman (Post 11119858)
Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!

That's good because you're a nice person. So i'm glad we're doing well.

Aries Walker 11-16-2014 10:16 PM

So far so good, but I did just have two Clif bars within the past few hours, so we'll see.

suzzer99 11-16-2014 10:21 PM

I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.

Sassy Squatch 11-16-2014 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 11119886)
I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

You sound like you need a hug.


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