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Carnival Cruise Ship Stranded For 3rd Day - Sewage "Running Down The Walls" (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=269963)

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9396766)

The only cruise I would want to to do is on a private yacht with 5 nekkid bitches.

Then I hope we get stranded.

Something tells me the "nekkid bitches" would not be hoping for the same thing. ;)

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9396751)

A voucher for a free cruise for your troubles.... LMAO...

Reason 6,892 why cruises are stupid.

Free cruise, free flight and full refund of this cruise. JFC

I like cruises. Well. the ones where the toilets work anyway.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9396912)

Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.

I bet she is pissed. I hope Monty didn't play into the planning.

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9397395)

I bet she is pissed. I hope Monty didn't play into the planning.

Who is Monty?

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9397463)

Who is Monty?

her husband

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9396912)

Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.

Yeah, we haven't heard much at all and while I have enjoyed the light hearted banter in this thread, the situation is a bit worse than reported. My main concern was dumping the people off in Progreso to catch a flight back to the states. If any of you have been there, you know that personal safety is not guaranteed, even in numbers. My wife was supposed to be back yesterday and while I could make a few hookers and blow jokes, I am geniunely concerned only because we haven't heard anything other than a few text messages.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9396922)

His wife said "honey let's go on a cruise"
We'll eat buffet shrimp and over-priced booze.
We'll nap in the sun and I'll spit shine your pecker
now the cruise ship is broken in need of a wrecker

The bathrooms not working too well any more
and we sit in our economy cabin, the temp 104
The food is all gone the water dried up
now our stunning vacation turned into 2 girls and 1 cup.

The nude deck disgusting, legs getting hairy
duck dynasty bearded bikini lines scary
Our cell phones are dead, no outgoing calls
At least there is bean dip that runs down the walls?

Always the optimist, the good I will find
to see positive news, even when in a bind.
Should a jelly fish sting ruin our bliss
At least there's no shortage, of medicinal piss.

We could be on a beach in Hawaii
where we tent camp and rough it
but now our cruise ship has turned into
4000 people, 1 bucket.

5 days of romance without showers,
now your cooter is rotten.
This trip....your idea
that won't be forgotten.

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9397006)

Hopefully they're doing okay. Maybe Monty will report back with some interesting stories about what a group of women do when they're stranded together on a ship with no artificial means of entertaining themselves.

Count on it. There are eight of them there together, all without their husbands.

On second thought, maybe they won't be sharing any stories at all. ;-)

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9397463)

Who is Monty?

I am Monty, but Phobia can't spell very good. Don't be too hard on him. He is good tryer.

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9397540)

her husband

Well played.

Dear God I would watch this reality show.

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9398010)

Dear God I would watch this reality show.

I think I'd skip the part where they have to pee/poop in the bag and then hand it over to the steward.

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Originally Posted by Semen (Post 9397998)

I am Monty, but Phobia can't spell very good. Don't be too hard on him. He is good tryer.

Man I hope your wife comes out OK.

This is ****ed up for everyone involved.

What is Carnival tell ya'll and how or they going to make up for this nightmare?

If they give you a voucher would you use it or cash it in?

I guess it's true the only real reason to go on a cruise if to get your stalker on.