Not really. Ima little stressed the **** out right now. This thread just happened to be perfect timing.

Ok...

I hate ****ers. No, not all black people. ****ing ****ers. Even the white ones. And the mexican ones. The stupid mother ****ers who lean all the way back in their drivers seat so it looks like there's nobody driving the ****ing car. Yea, I ****ING GET IT, you're relaxed, you're cool. So ****ing relaxed you can't be bothered to pull your ****ing pants up past your ankles. How am I supposed to eye **** your 900 dollar pair of shoes that baby momma #6 bought you with her foodstamps if your shorts are hiding them? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!

And the ****ing bling. How am I supposed to stop stealing peoples shit when I'm in line at a store and there's a fifty thousand dollar necklace hanging right in front of me on some guys neck who's sleeping standing up because he drank too much of what the **** ever is in that styro foam cup?

Actually...you know what...I kinda do feel a little better now. Just a little though.

I think I need therapy.

Detoxing = Lewis Black in this thread. Wow!! :D

I'll get to it tomorrow, chill out homie.

And guess who pays for that ****ing blue tooth? You do!

:)

This only has three asterisks on each side of the title. An official thread is supposed to have four.

**** Joey's fantasy league.
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Uh oh.

Similarly - roundabouts aren't that hard to figure out. When you can go - you go. You don't sit there and wait until there aren't any cars within miles in any direction. However, you also don't blast your way into the thing and then wave after almost hitting me like that makes it okay.

Bitch.

While I am ranting about dumbass drivers, why is that some people putt along on the 2 lane roads and then suddenly turn into Mario Andretti when they get to the passing lane? They always slow down again after the passing lane ends so I have to risk getting a ticket trying to get around these morons.

Old women and Canadians are pretty much guaranteed to do this.

Finally, when you come to a 4 way stop, don't sit there and wave everyone else through out of turn. You aren't being nice - you are ****ing up the flow of traffic.

:cuss:

Rep for catching that. I actually did that intentionally to see if anyone would notice!

This would have annoyed me as well, but what annoyed me more was get home to find the cordless phone dead sitting right next to the charger. It would have taken no more effort to put it on the charger than putting it right next to the charger.

you old grouchass!;)
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I don't know what kind of chemicals you farmer ****s are putting on your fields. The damn spider's are laying a single steellike line of web across my yard that could clothesline a 3 year old.