What's your fantasy Team name?
 

Didn't see a thread on here for it....


So, this is my first year playing FF. I had abstained for years because CP and just watching the Chiefs each week takes up enough time in my life, I figured FF was gonna ruin my life with watching my team and all the games.

However, I joined a league at work this year, specifically to engage in the trash talk. I figured I would not know much of what I am doing, so i would name my team the most testosterone-laced, cliche and chauvenistic name possible, and just trash-talk my opponents to no end, win or lose.

So my team name is...

The FaceRapers.

And FaceRape they have. I am 5-0.

My avatar is that alien from the movie Alien -- that hand-claw guy who wraps around your face and plants an egg in your gut.

I have Eli Manning, the Bears Defense, MJD, Stevan Ridley, Percy Harvin, Marques Colston, but my TE's are not great. Brandon Pettigrew and Trent Richardson. I got Akers for my kicker. Still, I have made some trades and exchanges that have worked out well for me.

I am seriously kicking ass with this mix.
So, rape on, FaceRapers.

How's your team doing?

My team is The Birds of War. It is one of two Always Sunny in Philly references in our league.

Doing well so far. 4-1 after tonight's win. My league has a 2 point home field advantage and the only loss I have so far was a 1 point loss due to that home field advantage.

Prestige Worldwide

I'm in a league from people I used to work with. Last year was my first for FF, and I kicked ass with guys like Brees, Rice, and Gronkowski. I ended up in 1st place with a record of 13-3. Championship!

This year, I'm not doing so hot. I'm about to be 2-3. Here's my team as of right now:

QB - RGIII, Stafford
RB - McCoy, Charles, Peterson, Sproles, Ridley
WR - Nicks, Colston, Garcon, Stevie Johnson, Ramses Barden
TE - Davis
K - Bryant
DEF - Seattle

My WRs have been killing me. Colston was shit for the first few weeks, and Nicks is always hurt. I'm dumping Barden after this week is over.

And I hope RGIII doesn't lose any playing time after taking that big hit against the Falcons. He's been money so far.

Mine are:

Kevin's The Boss

Whatchu Talkin Bout Hillis

The PlayBook of Eli

The AntiGlenns; our local CFL team has been quarterbacked by an absolute bum of a QB named Kevin Glenn. He's only a backup, and has us in contention for a home playoff date, but he's a weekly reminder that our starter, Drew Tate, is actually a good pivot.

All that hate is useful though, sitting at 5-0 for the first time in my life.

Dong Sauce

Proverbs 26:11
Book of Moron
Chad Johnson's Headbutt

TD's-N-Beer and this is one of my avatars

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffar...all-bikini.jpg

Stylin N' Profilin
Team Jobber
Fake Chow

Arabian Goggles

Two Mannings - One Cup

Kibbles and Vicks

Splashing Blumpkins

No Pants Dance
TouchesBoysButts (MJ avatar)
Show Me Your TDs

"OH BOWE U DIDN'T"



Yes, all caps bro.

One team where we have individual defensive players, I have Tamba Hali and Eric Berry.

So my team name is Hali Berry's TDs

Player Genetics, owned by JimmytheGreek

Kansas Shitty Chiefs

and my other team

Kansas City quee fs.




Original, I know.

I Raped Scott Pioli

Jefferson City Death Cocks.

JC/DC...

Mine is called tha Kranston Creampies.

very clever.

Mine is Jamaal be playin fo 2nd

I think I got hosed... I had Maurice Jone sDrew. He's been...spotty. Well he has a bye week and I have nobody on the bench to put in (ESPN league lets you only hold three RBs or Three WRs for ten three five slots, one combo WR/RB slot).

So either leave an empty slot or trade. I am in first in the league so I have the #10 waiver spot, so if I drop him this week I'll surely lose him. So I traded for Stephen Jackson.

boned?

Jeff the bearded loves him some phat back. Jackson is the perfect back to compare to an Eddie George. He'll lean on his HB's as much as possible.

I had MJD for 3 years and he's a boom-r-bust runner. He'll have a 40 yard game, then a 70 yard game with a TD, then a 135 yard and 2 TD game vs. an unfavorable matchup.

He's impossible to predict.

okay that's it, I'm renaming my team to "Scott pioli".
here I sit 1 - 5.

Cherry Poppers

I know next year it's going to be the Kansas City Fail.

Chiefs Jingoism is 11 out of 12 bad
but
Bathsalt Zombies are in the tasty number 2 poooohsition.

KNUCKLE CRACKERS

Menace II Sobriety

Atlantica Crackwhores

I went with Berry the Hatchet this year. I am 1 - 5 right now. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Lustful Cockmonsters (3-3) and Chasing You All Rapey (reference from the TV show Archer, 4-2)

Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense (5-1) and Two Mannings One Cup (4-2).

The Program

I had one called "Economic Redistribution"

I'm considering changing one of my team names to "Binder Full Of Women".

ROFL

:thumb: I stole that from someone here. Might’ve even been you, if so thanks.
Here’s my team avatar.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2w6fpdw.jpg

My new team name:

1929 Buffalo Bisons

mine is No Country for Old Men this year.

Breaston Man

Legitimate Rapists (5-3) and Le Pussyriots (also 5-3).

John Elway Herpes Rumors. 5-3

WTF!?! I'm in a league named that. lol

Cassel's Uterus