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Got done with my job and decided to cap the night off with a beer shower.

Now I'm reading creepy threads on Reddit and relating them to my own life and stuff.. but most importantly, I'm in love with this batch of Busch Light I've purchased. It tastes so freaking good mang.

Schlitz mahn.

Nein.

There's something about this Bus Light. It's... flavorful. Tasty. Almost kinda sweet.

The opposite of what I've come to know a light beer to be... and I've had most of them.

What it do?

Hmmm, I'll have to revisit it.

What are the Chargers doing? I haven't heard shit other than interviewing Lovie.

**** if I know. I've been hopped up on drugs the last 2 days.

Hope you're not injured. Everything solid?

Broke my ankle.

Meds have been ****ing up my stomach too. Farting all day and had to crap like 5 times.

Have you been visiting Glorify the Past recently?

I don't really go there.

Ah. Well I've had a run in with a Bolt fan and figured I'd needle ya with a ref to a Charger fan board that was suggested to me by a , wait for it, Charger fan.

lol

My Charger forum is thenflforum

http://www.thenflforum.com/vbulletin...Diego-Chargers

Shitty man. Long time since I've done that.

Enjoy your hydrocodone (if it is that), eat small meals, and sleep. Also, don't try to go ****ing run on it. From personal experience, you'll ****ing hate that shit.

I'd like to think there's a bizarro world CP out there, where the idea is a forum is designed to be focused on literally any topic available but the denizens have chosen to discus only one particular NFL football team.

Yeah, that one I linked is the closest Chargers forum to CP, that's why I'm there, but almost all the topics are still Chargers related.

Dude KY3 is reporting the first cougar sighting in Missouri of the year and I'm all like "Sweet, Jane Seymour and Dee Dee Bonner are visiting."

ROFL

but seriously? That's awesome someone already spotted a lion this quickly considering the holidays.

I need to get good basketball shoes so I don't break my ankle next time I play. Anyone here play ball and have recommendations?

Get whatever shoes you want and buy ankle supports....?

Ankle braces help but I never played basketball in them. Was just trying to rehab/ do significant cuts on mah ankles. The soft kinds were better when I wasn't going live. The solid ones + pain shots were money when competing.

I was playing for the first time since I lost weight and I had so much fun being able to run past other people and get to the rim for layups. Despite breaking my ankle, I decided I'm going to play every weekend...I just have no idea what I'm looking for when I go shopping. Don't know how to tell how good the ankle support is.

I'd say the soft braces + rehab is your best answer then.

Yeah, I'm going in for evaluation in 3 weeks to determine what kind of rehab I'll need.

Shit, get the rehab first. If you're really hard headed get a brace and tape the shit out of it to play on it. But if it is broken your not doing yourself a favor this way, it won't heal quickly or properly

I'm not going to play on it until I get the all clear.

High Top Nike's for the win, Buckaroo. Keep those ankles healthy and look fly as shit!

Yeah, to be honest, there's nothing I more excited about healing up for other than playing more basketball....it might be a few months, but I'm ready to play now.

Just a warning. I'm about to split this thread in two. Hold on for your lives!

new!

Yeah this is a necessary step. 10pm thread is breaking the planet.

K, I'm done. I brought back the discussion starting with the most recent bump a couple days ago.

buschy treats are always a good way to go

Does Reddit Gold offer anything that RES doesn't already offer?

Wtf? I'm about to cry.

Holy shit I'm batting second in the 10pm thread.

How do you think I feel? I slacked off and should have ended as the #1 poster in that thread.

Where did all my posts go? BULLSHIT!!!

Go complain in the 12:30 am thread.

Oh shit. Your life sucks.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo$!!!

Lol!!!

That's like ODing on heroin your first time around then being anxious to get out of the hospital to do some more.

This doesn't feel right, daface you should've just locked the whole thing.

Hey, I just have one post in this thread now. Awesome.

Every time I click on one of these megathreads to see theres only 2 or 3 pages, I just have a moment of "what the actual ****"

midgets

dwarfs

Today feels surreal. We had something special with that thread. I understand why it had to be done and I'm not complaining, I'm just whining like a little bitch.

Eh, you guys can choose to abandon this if you feel the need. Doesn't matter to me.

The only thing I'll say in argument for continuing to use this is that I can keep moving posts over from this to the archive from time to time, so the archive will keep growing even if this one stays fairly small (I'd probably keep it under 5k posts).

I put the link back to the other thread in the OP again, though. It's tough for people to find without that.

Army boots

Anybody alive?

ROFL

I love activities.

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Came home from work yesterday... and I saw a hawk lying motionless on my driveway.

Walked up to him, and it turns out he was breathing fine, looking right at me. But seemingly paralyzed.

I picked it up with a shovel, and walked it to a nearby grassy field. I was going to lay it out on the field, where it could either recover, get eaten, or otherwise just die naturally.

After laying it out in the field, I called the conservation department to see if they'd be interested in come picking it up.

In classic conservation department form, they were like "yeah we think we can save it, but we just closed."

So I'm like... so is that all I can do?

They're like "well do you think you can preserve it for the evening?"

I have no idea. What do I need to do?

They said "retrieve the hawk. Place it in a cardboard box and cover its talons with a blanket. If it's still alive in the morning, bring it to the zoo and we'll take it from there."

So, I did:

He (she?) did survive this morning. I took it to the zoo hospital first thing in the morning.

Welp, I have been notified by the zoo hospital that the hawk has indeed been euthanized.

Severe trauma, along with secondary shock, did him in. The fact that he was dehydrated probably didn't help.

I believe it was hit by a car, and just flittered and fluttered until it landed at my home. I found it at 4pm. In that time, I retrieved a shovel from my neighbors, called animal control, conferred with my wife, and walked it out to a field. By the time I was smart enough to call the conservation department, it was almost 5, and it was closing up shop. I would have to care for it at my home for a night.

Which is all fine, but they told me after they euthanized it that it was dehydrated, which I bet would have prohibited its chances at recovery, had they been able to work it through its physical trauma (which, by the way, who knows, maybe they couldn't have). Still, had I been smarter, and called conservation sooner, maybe it wouldn't have been as dehydrated -- or dehydrated at all, I don't know how long it takes a hawk to get dehydrated.

Bummer man. :(

I hate that I'm chewed up about it.

I think it's for a few reasons. It was so absolutely striking. It's talons were real and in tact. It's feathers were plush and beautifully colored, as drab as they were. It's beak and it's huge, stern eyes when it was healthy enough to look around... just broke my heart. This is something with the fury and strength inside of it to legitimately terrorize me if it were just the two of us in an open field. But it was so weak, so destroyed, it laid motionless on my own driveway and didn't so much as twitch when I laid it in a field and walked away. If that bird had any ounce of strength left, it would have fought me.

Maybe this isn't such a small deal, in some ways. It was a wild beast, laying helpless before me. I know people that hike the wilderness diligently who don't run across situations like that. And it was so, so beautiful.

I imagine it building a nest. I imagine it swooping in and striking. I imagine it eating very naturally and healthy. I imagine it fighting off other males for territory. I imagine it sitting on a lightpost and surveying this neighborhood as if it were its unperturbed habitat, which of course it is very perturbed. I imagine it becoming the master predator that it is.

**** death, man.

All birds of prey are pretty cool animals.

Golden Eagles are scary as shit though. If one eagle can carry off a goat, then 2 can carry off you. LMAO

It was "just" a red-tailed hawk. Still a miracle of nature and all that, but pretty common where I live -- I always see them swooping over the bypass.

Going to feel a little differently next time I see one drifting along in the air, though.

I love hawks.

Yeah. Me too.

Now.

you never know what you had till its gone

I ****ed up a Golden Eagle going 70 mph on a twisty two lane highway. His ****ing Talons scratched the hood of my car and his head hit off the window but thankfully didn't crack it. Found it in the field when I pulled over. Thing was dead as shit. Beautiful bird, just amazing.

They get ****ing huge.

They can although there are more than one subspecies and sizes definitely vary among those. They aren't all massive like the videos you usually see of them.

So I take the little guy to Taco Bell and there's a pretty good looking girl about my age working there...

Girl : hi there what's your name?
kurt : Kurt Joseph Thomas.. I like your eyes
Girl : Aaaw, aren't you just a little cutie?
Kurt : hehe Not as cute as you!

Bam! Free taco bell and a phone number. It never fails.

wait, so you're really joey?

:spock:



Where's Hootie?

he's in jail over some parking ticket....

No, I just stole his kid to pick up chicks.

You needed his kids to pick up chicken kids?

It's a complicated redneck thing, please just don't bother.

I like you as cc more than that TV character who takes it in the ass in real life

I like you better as kurt or joey than some movie I'll likely never see

It's a really good movie you should see it. and Affleck is a beast of a man.

sounds like you take it the ass in real life




:p