Where are all my internet rappers at?
 

All my CP rappers, it's your time to shine. Show me what you got! WE GETTING A RECAWD DEAL son. Straight to teh top. Bonus points if you reference anything to do with Chiefs Planet. Winner gets a handjob from Dick Curl.

**** it, I'll start:

Having sex at the mall with a quadriplegic,
Make her squat down, shit, then eat it,
My brain is sick, odd and depleted,
Arrested at age 5 for beating aunt cletus’s fetus,
If only Regis Philbin could see this,
He be feeding his penis to Jesus

Oh wait, my bad, did that shit offend you?
We looked through your history and though that was what you was into
Did I we? I mean me, I mean he....
I just can't help it, I just can't deny it, that the Devil sent me
He sent me to spread dissent, I was sent to sow discontent, and spread our heresy
Step up before me, worship us both we, let the Lords of Light hear your plea

A rebel from the get go a rebel to the casket, a crazy psychopathic who'll Stab your back with a hatchet, I see your girl is ratchet, look it's just a fact it's, easy to see with my own eyes no need to go bat shit. I been to jail a few times I won't go back though, so of you're po po I'll smoke your ass like tobacco, cut you up into pieces with my exacto, then put the pieces in a crab trap on the ocean floor.. Then I'll go home and burn the trees that makes the hippies complain, cuz it's got em higher than a motha ****in aero plane, insane in the brain, and feeling no pain, til the cops show up then I'm being restrained.