It was like the extra's from Walking Dead made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up on the set. :doh!:

I KNEW I had seen her before!

Precious beat her meat flaps to get the bullhead monster horny using her voodoo. If bullhead guy is horny he will want to kill pussy instead of fat voodoo bitches.


This season is going down the toilet fast. The redhead maid/mistress is hot, but they killed her already.


Sigh.

This show is full reerun.

just watched it on DVR, I still wonder wtf sometimes, but the main storyline is strong. Also, what the **** is up with all the crazy camera angles, was this shit ode to sam raimi this week? wtf!

that fat black girl is just......I mean.....damn.....I'm going all Omaha here......she is just plain frigging DISGUSTING! like barfing all over the crapper disgusting. dayamn!

Careful, she's a witch.


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...10px-Addie.png

And yes, this show is a train wreck.

LMAO
wrong but LMAO

Oh boy ROFL

FX Renews American Horror Story for a Fourth Season

FX has ordered a fourth 13-episode installment of "American Horror Story," John Landgraf, CEO, FX Networks and FX Productions, announced today. The Golden Globe Award winning miniseries franchise hails from Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk and Twentieth Century Fox Television.

“Put simply, Ryan Murphy is a master television producer,” said Landgraf. “Time and time again he reinvents the form. What he, co-creator Brad Falchuk and their producers Dante Di Loreto, Tim Minear, Jennifer Salt, James Wong, Brad Buecker, Jessica Sharzer, Douglas Petrie, Alfonso Gomez-Rejon, Alexis Martin Woodall and the entire production team and cast responsible for the American Horror Story franchise have done is nothing short of extraordinary. Every year, they create a riveting and brilliant new miniseries. 'AHS: Coven' is the best yet, and I have no doubt that the next installment will be even better.”

Since its inception, the "American Horror Story" miniseries franchise has combined for a total of 34 Emmy Award nominations. "AHS: Murder House" tied for the most nominations of any program in 2011 with 17, and "AHS: Asylum" received the most nominations of any program in 2012, also with 17.

"American Horror Story: Coven" tells the secret history of witches and witchcraft in America. Over 300 years have passed since the turbulent days of the Salem witch trials and those who managed to escape are now facing extinction. Mysterious attacks have been escalating against their kind and young girls are being sent away to a special school in New Orleans to learn how to protect themselves. Wrapped up in the turmoil is new arrival, Zoe (Taissa Farmiga), who is harboring a terrifying secret of her own. Alarmed by the recent aggression, Fiona (Jessica Lange), the long-absent Supreme, sweeps back into town, determined to protect the Coven and hell-bent on decimating anyone who gets in her way.

Nine all-new episodes remain in "American Horror Story: Coven," airing Wednesdays at 10:00 PM ET/PT with the finale scheduled to air on January 29. In the fifth episode, “Burn, Witch. Burn!” - (Airing tonight at 10:00 PM ET/PT) – Besieged by Marie Laveau’s (Angela Bassett) army, Zoe (Taissa Farmiga) unleashes a new power. Fiona (Jessica Lange) and Myrtle (Frances Conroy) clash over control of the Coven. Madame LaLaurie (Kathy Bates) is confronted by old ghosts. The episode is written by Jessica Sharzer and directed by Jeremy Podeswa.

I'm really surprised there is as much backlash as there has been to this season.

I've really enjoyed it. Bassett and Bates have been awesome, Jessica Lange is Jessica Lange. And Violet was probably my favorite character from the first season so obviously I'm a fan of her in this season.

Oh sure, there's some weird shit, but it's a horror show - what do you expect? My only problem is that there needs to be more Lilly Rabe (though I'm glad they've gotten a little away from Evan Peters character; that arc was stunted as hell).

I'd likely still plow Lange if she was wearing a crotchless bodysuit or something.

oh, and I agree with you that this season is quite good. Better than season 2 certainly. Season 1 will be hard to beat though.

The writers have a long history of assuming that TV exists to film and broadcast train wrecks.

nail on the head

I can remember during season 1 thinking several times....now how in the HELL can they continue this story line??? LOL

I liked the dad from season one, Dylan McDermott. Wonder if he'll show up or if he's to busy with other things?

The first season was a lot spookier than the last two seasons.


There is nothing even remotely scary about season 3.

Killing off young Moira this early was the worst idea in the long history of bad ideas.

:spock:
you crazy! this make me scurred yo!

http://www.trbimg.com/img-525ff7e4/t...17/600/600x400

She back now.

I'm getting damn close to giving up on this season. Witches ****ing ghosts, Witches getting in 3-ways with dead people, fat Witches masturbating...

Dude dancing in a bonnet with dolls and such.
A downie witch, a frankenstienian frat boy that porks his mom.
A redneck witch that has an unhealthy obsession with Stevie Nix.

Kathy Bates...

what witch got in a 3 way with dead people?

I thought it was just dead witches ****ing dead people.

rofl

Remember the mww thing with the two chicks and frankenfratboy?
Both him and Miley Cirus came back from the dead.

I guess, if I had to, you know take one for the team, I could muster up the courage to take frankenfratboy's position in that situation. But only if it was absolutely necessary would I jump on that grenade.

:evil:

Little Farmiga would kill you.

Frankenpenis is spreading the Scorching Herp.

Stretching out some witch pussy.

He isn't into Elephant Voodoo pussy.

As ****ed up as this show is....He may bang downy and her just yet.

it's dr. frankenpenis's monster.

This show is cool. Didn't know if they could keep the series going

Mofo would you let Ms
Lang seduce you?

Ok, this show is in mid shark-jump now. The story arcs are just starting to baffle me.

We've got Kathy Bates drugging the Voodoo chick with sudafed, then mutilating her. She ends up in hell after Precious kills her. Then the black dude with a top hat and a coke habit winds up being Satan?
WTF was with the whole Stevie Nix thing? Was that really necessary to the story?
Jessica Lange dies? Maybe? Probably not though, I'm sure she'll make an appearance once the new lead witch is picked.
What's up with the Downie witch being escorted to hell by the coked-up satanic dude? Like ok.
**** this show.

I am 5 episodes behind.

My wife is pissed.

Yeah, a lot of things dont make sense. Head bitch-witch can choke the Hollywood girl using her powers but can't defend herself from an Axe murderer? The Stevie Nix thing was dumb, no doubt.

They also enjoy killing almost every character and then bring them back to life.

There's a lot of stupid things they add to the show that have no relevance.

Then i remember.....it's made by the same people who brought you Glee. It's no wonder they have to gay it up.

damn.
they be killin errabody up in dis bitch!

I'm so close to giving up on this thing.....

Since last night's episode was the season finale, feel free to give up on it.

Again with the Stevie Nix shit? Really?

So Miley Cyrus can control Frankenfrat with her mind and make him lick her boot....but can't get him off of her when he's choking her out?

**** off.

This.

hahahaha!
I didn't realize that.

YAY!

wonder what they'll come up with next season.

****ing this...
Half the house died, then they came back, then they died, then they came back. One went blind, then she could see, then she went blind again but wait!!! She can see now.
Terrible ****ing season but it started off so well.
Dude's choking the hot one, but before he did they held a 2 minute conversation. Her thing was telekinesis but she couldn't throw him off of her.
**** this show. Get back to what it was. Rubber suit ghost raping chicks.

QFT. This season was nothing like the first.

I'm in the middle of season 2 and so far liking it better than 1. I was really let down they didn't explain more about creepy neighbor lady than they did...

Season 2 started out awesomely. Then it went straight to shit. Enjoy!

Glad I haven't watched it.

Season 2 was actually pretty good except for the




Season 3 is the same. Good, but with parts that they could have left out/detracted from the overall feel of the season.

I'd planned on starting to watch it this year, but as soon as I saw the season was about witches, I lost interest.

It wasn't bad, but it slowly devolved into a mess.

Typical Falchuk Murphy BS, think Glee, Nip-Tuck,

Loved season one.

Liked season two a lot.

Didn't care for season three.

I'll still watch season four, but if it goes like this one, I'm done.

Exactly what season 2 and 3 have in common.

Starts off good and then completely unravels.

Other than Lange and Bates, (and maybe Lange's daughter), they didnt really spend enough time developing any of the other characters.

I still enjoyed it, even though the 2nd half was the mess that it was.

A little darker.....and a whole lot less singing/dancing please!

It was like... The producer was driving his convertable around and kept hitting the >> button on his iPod until he realized he had his wife's. He landed on some old Fleetwood Mac and said, "Holy Shit, I wonder if she's still alive. Maybe I could get her on the show!"
He called the director and they both got high as **** and decided that the only thing that would be better than a quick cameo on the show would be to base the entire ****ing season around the goat-voiced old biddy.

Not good.


The acting is good, but the story is pretty shitty.

Not that I'm defending it, but the Stevie Nicks openly claims to be a witch IRL.. which is probably why she was there.

Though I think you're over-reacting to a person who appeared for all of 10 total minutes of screen time. There are plenty of other reasons I'd pan this season that don't seem as petty as complaining endlessly about a celebrity cameo.

Ok, I suppose the fact that most of these bitches died then kept coming back, the Kathy Bates thing really ended terribly, fratenstein guy, the swamp witch, Downie witch, etc. etc.
They just couldn't pick a storyline.

Michael Chiklis Joining FX’s ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’

By ANTHONY D'ALESSANDRO | Friday March 28, 2014 @ 8:48pm PDTTags: American Horror Story, Michael Chiklis, PaleyFest

TFreak Showhe biggest news on the closing night of PaleyFest was the reveal that Michael Chiklis is joining the American Horror Story cast for the fourth season. Series co-creator Ryan Murphy said the Emmy winner will make his AMS debut playing the father of Evan Peters’ character and the ex-husband of Kathy Bates’ character on American Horror Story: Freak Show, the title of which Murphy announced in a tweet this week.

Michael Chiklis“What a way to come back to my home network,” Chiklis told the screaming crowd at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood. “We’re going to freak you and scare you!” Said Murphy: “Every person on this stage is coming back,” referring to Bates, Emma Roberts (Madison Montgomery), Angela Bassett (Marie Laveau), Sarah Paulson (Cordelia Grove), Gabourey Sidibe (Queenie), Frances Conroy (Myrtle Snow), Jamie Brewer (Nan), Denis O’Hare (Spalding) and Evan Peters (Kyle Spencer). While most of the castmembers were announced in the press recently, Roberts and O’Hare were known to be holdouts. Prior to the panel tonight, both actors told Deadline that they were still in talks.


FX picked up a fourth season of the horror show in November, and Murphy offered some details about Freak Show during tonight’s panel. “It’s not a circus, it’s not a carnival, it’s a freak show set in 1950, and it was a concept that Jessica Lange talked about as she wanted to play this type of character,” he said about Lange’s German-expatriate character who is the boss of the freak show. “We’re shooting in New Orleans, but the series will be set in Florida,” Murphy added. He also discussed how FX never expected American Horror Story: Coven to be the highest-rated season. “There’s always a division among the research [department] for this show,” said Murphy, who co-created the show with Brad Falchuk. “I was told that the third season wouldn’t be as highly rated as the others, because it felt more niche.” The January 29 season finale of the show’s third iteration, American Horror Story: Coven, attracted nearly 6 million viewers — counting its premiere run and encores — nearly 4 million of them in the 18-49 demo.


What drove the crowd in Murphy’s opinion was “the most amazing group of women we could wrangle for the show.” After the grim previous season of American Horror Story: Asylum, he sought a more contemporary and glamorous plot line. Falchuk said: “What Coven became was this idea of mothers and daughters. What does it mean to be a mother? What does it be more daughter? You can’t have more female horror genre than witches.”

As far as the reception of the panel, the stacked house screamed liked it was a Lady Gaga concert. It’s a wonder why FX doesn’t break the cast from their summer shooting schedule to take AHS to Comic-Con. Pinnacles the crowd took to tonight included Sidibe re-enacting Sarah Paulson’s off-the-set encounter in the New Orleans French Quarter when she was waterbombed by a passerby, as well as the cast ribbing an absent Lange, who was not present as she was spending time with her grandchildren. “She bakes for them — in the furniture from last season!” quipped Bates. “Jessica probably took the light fixture,” said Paulson about the whereabouts of the series’ best props, “She’s a thief!”

The premise has some hope.

But the fact that coven was the highest rated season, where as they put it, they went more "contemporary and glamorous" plotline......

We could be headed down the wrong direction here....

Apparently I might be in the minority.....as I loved the darkness/twisted first and second seasons.

I think i may have posted it here before.. season one was incredible, season 2 was ok, I really liked season 3..

But for 4, a carnival? Seriously? Who is scared of carnivals?

oh.. me :(

FX picked up a fourth season of the horror show in November, and Murphy offered some details about Freak Show during tonight’s panel. “It’s not a circus, it’s not a carnival, it’s a freak show set in 1950,

Im even more scared of freak shows :)

Some things i can promise about AHS S4:

1. The trailers will look ****ing epic, but most of what we see in the trailer/opening Credits will NOT be in the show.

2. There will be a sing-a-long style "Glee" episode in there somewhere

3. One of the producer's favorite singers will play a cameo, but no one will give two ****s about it and will likely think it's dumb.

4. It will start off interesting, something shocking/gross will happen in the middle, and then fall completely flat on its face at the end leaving us scratching our heads and saying, "it started off so promising, but wtf, that was the stupidest way to end it....ever"

agree with season 1.
agree with season 2.
I just didn't get into 3. easily the worst of the 3 imo....and 1 is easily the best.
when I heard 3 was coven I was immediately in full Meh Mode. stayed there thru the season.....but I did watch.

now the idea for season 4....I think it has great promise! cool concept. everybodys back AND Chiklis....pretty damn cool. I wonder it he will morph into some.....thing? HAHAHAHA! see what I did there! (I crack me up)
now....if the writers can uphold the concept.....

Season four started out OK. But then the Scary Clown showed up. Sick.

Do... Not...Like... Will... Not...Watch...

Oh shot it's back...Please no musical scenes jfc

too late.

Anyway, i watched it last night, my wife invited her friends over and made an event out of it. I thought it was alright. It had some good moments in there that made think that they'll redeem themselves this season.

It's hard to tell though. This show usually starts off well and then unravels at the end (Season 2 and 3).

It seems like there was some nice attention to detail in last night's episode. The two headed woman for example, i liked how they made the weaker head always tilted (a sign of submission) and the stronger head always straight upright (sign of confidence). I thought that was a nice touch.

I liked the little bit of suspense build up in the opening scene with the Milkman. Kinda brought it back to the horror genre roots.

The clown was pretty good. Thought it was dumb how the girl at the picnic didn't run from it right away though.

Mr. Lobster dildo hands...meh.....reminded me, "oh yeah, that's right, it's American Horror Story".

Same with the singing. At least the singing shit didn't feel forced this time and actually flowed with the story.

Anyway, for those that didn't catch it last night, it looks like it's shaping up to be some sort of Circus Freak Show/Brothel plot.

Singing David Bowie in the 1950s. Seemed pretty forced.

Nobody else knows the cop went out to arrest the twins?

Judging by the previews for the next episode, im pretty sure they figure it out.

I was hoping Scary Clown had a split personality, when he went in his trailer to check on the captives he'd look like a normal asshole kidnapper looking to extort money. Then Scary Clown pops up with an ulterior motive in another scene.

Not really feeling this one so far. At least in the past we got half a decent season. The Glee type performances just seem so out of place, kind of like the guitar player that just has to work his stroked out solo into the song. I pretty much hate it up to this point.

Are you predicting there will be life on Mars?

:shake::#:shake:ROFL

How many more ways are there to show us weirdos and freaks to prove that homos ain't so bad?

I'm holding out for the life lessons they'll teach us in Goat****er the Musical.

ROFL ROFL

Between AHS, X-men and TruBlood.

**** the singing parts, the rest is fine. Im scared to death of this clown :/

The clown is AWESOME in the show.

The clown is awesome. I love the concept. I didn't mind this singing scene actually.

I finally started watching season 1 last night. Knocked out 3 episodes. Pretty entertaining.

Season 1 is baller out of control. So much that its carried the rest of the seasons, which are kind of a rollercoaster between "good" and "straight up WTF"

Still a solid show and this season is starting to come together.

But on the real. I would have season 1s babies.

o:-)

I'm easily entertained, but I like where this season is headed so far. Love the clown. Hope it stays moving in this direction.

Last nights episode was horrible.

lol. What did you not like about it?