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candyman 03-19-2013 02:00 PM

Anyone else have a shy bladder?
 
I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying. :banghead:

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 02:02 PM

Typical pothead excuse..

candyman 03-19-2013 02:03 PM

Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.

Old Dog 03-19-2013 02:03 PM

After nearly 23 years of drug tests in the Army, I think I could piss on command on live television if required.

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514037)
Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.

Lots of water 30 mins before you go

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Dog (Post 9514038)
After nearly 23 years of drug tests in the Army, I think I could piss on command on live television if required.


I work for Fedex and get several "RANDOM" piss tests per year... Me too

KCUnited 03-19-2013 02:05 PM

Kid needs more water.

B14ckmon 03-19-2013 02:05 PM

Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.

Molitoth 03-19-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9514050)
Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.

Yeah, same thing for me. I typically have to flush the urinal and hear that big "whoooosh" sound for my bladder to grasp the concept of release.

candyman 03-19-2013 02:17 PM

I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.

ThatRaceCardGuy 03-19-2013 02:19 PM

This is hella racist

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9514050)
Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.

You gotta put your hand up high on the wall and then there are no problems :thumb:

phisherman 03-19-2013 02:20 PM

Geez, just pee dude. Do you have some kind of weird hangup about standard bodily functions? It's not like they're asking you to masturbate in front of everyone.

BigCatDaddy 03-19-2013 02:20 PM

I get a kick out of banging on the bathroom door while someone is taking a piss. You can hear it cut off mid stream every time. It scares the shit out of them LMAO

ThatRaceCardGuy 03-19-2013 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514069)
I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.


You sound like a rape victom


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