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ptlyon 05-02-2013 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 9651607)

What the reality of that is, I have no clue. But anything is possible.
Wrong. Alex Smith is not going to throw for 3500 yards & 28 td's this year

crazycoffey 05-02-2013 10:21 AM
My bouncing baby boy just last night told me, the other day a girl at school gave him a handie in a school bathroom. Said it was awesome. I was conflicted in my emotions.










He's about to turn 16.....

crazycoffey 05-02-2013 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9651728)
A while back I walked into my 2yr old son's room and he was playing and jabbering. It's not uncommon....

I listened a little bit and then walked in and asked him what he was doing and he said "talking to the guy". He talks to the guy or about the guy quite a bit lately.

That's not the ironic part.

When I was 2-4 years old I had a friend too. His name was "the guy".
My imaginary friend at that age was named "mr nobody"

ptlyon 05-02-2013 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9652208)
My bouncing baby boy just last night told me, the other day a girl at school gave him a handie in a school bathroom. Said it was awesome. I was conflicted in my emotions.










He's about to turn 16.....
Poor parenting. Teach him to find bitches that swallow.

loochy 05-02-2013 10:27 AM
"I want to have your babies"

crazycoffey 05-02-2013 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9652216)
Poor parenting. Teach him to find bitches that swallow.
ROFL

kepp 05-02-2013 10:29 AM
"redrum" ...she said it three or four time and then walked away...not sure what to think

Rain Man 05-02-2013 10:31 AM
I don't have kids, but in his younger days my cat would sometimes pin his ears back and make an unearthly sustained mewling growl when we were playing. It was kind of like "Mmmmmerrrrrrrwwwwwwwlllllllrrrrrrrrrrr."

Frosty 05-02-2013 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9652241)
I don't have kids, but in his younger days my cat would sometimes pin his ears back and make an unearthly sustained mewling growl when we were playing. It was kind of like "Mmmmmerrrrrrrwwwwwwwlllllllrrrrrrrrrrr."
What's creepier is when your cat or dog will stare intently at the corner of the room, even though nothing is there.

ptlyon 05-02-2013 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9652241)
I don't have kids, but in his younger days my cat would sometimes pin his ears back and make an unearthly sustained mewling growl when we were playing. It was kind of like "Mmmmmerrrrrrrwwwwwwwlllllllrrrrrrrrrrr."
I'm no expert, and I've never had a cat, but I think that means "Shit man, grab a Mentos" in catspeak.

kepp 05-02-2013 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9652255)
What's creepier is when your cat or dog will stare intently at the corner of the room, even though nothing is there.
I had a cat that did that for hours at a time. Strange, strange cat.

Rain Man 05-02-2013 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9652255)
What's creepier is when your cat or dog will stare intently at the corner of the room, even though nothing is there.
I had a cat long ago who I swear did that as a joke. She would sit and stare upward very intently until I turned and looked, and then she would kind of grin and saunter away.

Lzen 05-02-2013 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9648828)
My daughter said, "We're getting a new daddy, someday."

I said, "What? What makes you say that, honey?"

She: "Well, you're gonna die soon."

me: "I'm gonna die soon? What? Why do you think that?"

She: "HAARP is gonna get you."

:-(
FYP

:p

Dave Lane 05-02-2013 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Chief Gump (Post 9648880)
My nephew told me he wanted to be a Catholic priest.
Yikes

Demonpenz 05-02-2013 10:46 AM
My aunt Gloria once told me "The Rhythim is going to get you"


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