I went to the store last week to get stuff for tacos. Couldn't find any cilantro at all. Lady said they had been out and they didn't have any idea when they would get any more. I had to punch her in the face..

Lazy bastard.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/busines...pa-bay/2240146

http://www.foodpoisonjournal.com/foo.../#.VdC_EvlVhBc

https://foodpoisoningbulletin.com/20...pora-outbreak/

Case prices went from $19.00 four weeks ago to $86.00 late this week and going into next week.

It's easy to grow your own. Problem solved.

Link?

Ya, I got you a ****ing link mother ****er!

http://houseplants.about.com/od/More...tro-Inside.htm

**** you sac. I didn't know what you were talking about. You should have put that info in the OP you dumb ****head.

Growing Cilantro is easier than pissing.

Oh crap. I dont know what to do. Should I...

1. Put the tons of money I was going to spend on cilantro into my savings account

2. By a 1 pack of beer

3. Invest them 10's of pennies into buying a clue.

J/K. I gather it is some form of spice? Never heard of it.

While buceyedpea has been hoarding toilet paper for the fall of society, I've been hoarding cilantro. I've been buying bags and putting them in my basement for years. I'm poised to make a fortune.

Then you're already dead.

Just have some chili cheese fries instead. They're basically the same as cilantro.