Airports are the worst. Water invariably shoots right up my ass and my sphincter closes like a time lock at the bank. All I can think about is what is laying eggs inside me during the flight home.
"Well, Donger, you seem to be infected by a Peruvian Anal Slug! You didn't actually take a shit at the airport, did you? |
I don't seem to have a problem at work. I'm even kind enough to give my boss an estimated time that is needed for the facilities to air-out after I use them.
Him: "Did you outgas?" Me: "20 minutes" Him: /doesn't use bathroom for 20 minutes |
Thats one thing I love about graveyard shift. I get the whole damn bathroom to myself.
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Alex Smith is a proud feminist and all of you will be on the bandwagon soon enough
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I'm not shy about the pooping but if a solitary environment is available, I'll take it. My last job was in an eight floor older building. We used 2 of them regularly. That meant every unused floor had a private pooping heaven to which one could adjourn if he so desired. Except for 6. Don't use 6. That bathroom looked like someone had been murdered in it.
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Not sure about ladies, but at my job, nobody is shy about pooping.
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