-- what's up with Berry and Bailey?
 

I know that Hitchens and Ragland are part of the vanilla package and are fine, but what is up with Allen Bailey and my guy Berry? Are their injuries more than the FO is letting out? This needs to be centralized, folks. What is up?

They're brokedicks

We’ll be fine

I sure hope so - Bailey played in the first game IIRC - but was held out @ Atlanta. We need to know what is going on.

Thank you for your concern. Very sweet of you. They are both fine. Berry is currently on hiatus reviewing his favorite Halloween movies that don't involve horses. (It's never too soon, right?) And Bailey is on a mini-break, hunting hogs on Sapelo Island. They both said to send you their best and that they'll be thinking of you on opening day.

OH GOOD - So Eric got my message-request off of FB??!!

They want no part of Berry getting hurt. He is the defensive coordinator when on the field. Sutton is lost without him.

That and he monitors you here at CP, apparently. Little bit of a man crush, I think.

EbolAIDs?

I was told it was his mom.

More of a Michael Ricks thing...

Make no mistake, Berry likes him some SR. But then, who doesn't?

(BTW I just **** with people. That's it. Mostly ****ing with people. On the absolutely rare occasion I actually find something it's probably old news to most in the area. )

Well, I do more than most.

NNTAWWT...

Keep Berry out and healthy (hopefully). As for Bailey, meh.

CP is gay for SR. It's true. He's very charming.