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gblowfish 06-12-2013 11:30 AM

Dan Sues Over Eight-Month Boner!
 
Throw a towel over that thing, counselor!


http://tinyurl.com/lkh3gmt

Daniel Metzgar has a bone to pick with his doctor.

The 44-year-old New Jersey trucker had an erection that lasted eight months, and said in court that his hard times were the result of a botched penile implant he received in December 2009, according to the Delaware News-Journal.

Metzgar won't stand up for this kind of abuse -- because he can't right now. After the surgery, he claimed in a new lawsuit that his scrotum grew to the size of a volleyball and his engorged pride got in the way of family events and motorcycle riding.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

The surgery equipped Metzgar with a three-piece inflatable implant, including cylinders that would fill with fluid should Metzgar use the pump embedded in his scrotum. He wanted the inflatable penis to help his relationship with his wife, Donna, Medical Daily reports.

He claims he was between a rock and a hard place unwillingly. But the Wilmington, Del. urologist who performed the surgery says Metzgar waited four months to complain about an infection, and then wouldn't bend for treatment until April 2010.

The prosthesis wouldn't be removed until August 2010, after tubing from the implant punctured his scrotum, Fox News reports.

Relief couldn't come soon enough, and Metzgar later got a replacement implant from another doctor. But he says Desperito won't get off easily, because he lost a great deal of sensation from the botched surgery. He became a hardened man, the lawsuit claims.

He and his wife are seeking unspecified damages. His attorney, Michael Hayden, stood firm with him, saying, "Dan is stuck in this position."

Dayze 06-12-2013 11:31 AM

that Doctor is going to be looking at some hard time.

BlackHelicopters 06-12-2013 11:32 AM

Big story

Dayze 06-12-2013 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9746941)
Throw a towel over that thing, counselor!


http://tinyurl.com/lkh3gmt

Daniel Metzgar has a bone to pick with his doctor.

The 44-year-old New Jersey trucker had an erection that lasted eight months, and said in court that his hard times were the result of a botched penile implant he received in December 2009, according to the Delaware News-Journal.

Metzgar won't stand up for this kind of abuse -- because he can't right now. After the surgery, he claimed in a new lawsuit that his scrotum grew to the size of a volleyball and his engorged pride got in the way of family events and motorcycle riding.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

The surgery equipped Metzgar with a three-piece inflatable implant, including cylinders that would fill with fluid should Metzgar use the pump embedded in his scrotum. He wanted the inflatable penis to help his relationship with his wife, Donna, Medical Daily reports.

:eek:
He claims he was between a rock and a hard place unwillingly. But the Wilmington, Del. urologist who performed the surgery says Metzgar waited four months to complain about an infection, and then wouldn't bend for treatment until April 2010.

The prosthesis wouldn't be removed until August 2010, after tubing from the implant punctured his scrotum, Fox News reports.

Relief couldn't come soon enough, and Metzgar later got a replacement implant from another doctor. But he says Desperito won't get off easily, because he lost a great deal of sensation from the botched surgery. He became a hardened man, the lawsuit claims.

He and his wife are seeking unspecified damages. His attorney, Michael Hayden, stood firm with him, saying, "Dan is stuck in this position."

:eek:

Chief_For_Life58 06-12-2013 11:40 AM

who the f gets a penis implant? lol

BlackHelicopters 06-12-2013 11:42 AM

Candlesticks make a nice gift

Dayze 06-12-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9746941)
Throw a towel over that thing, counselor!


http://tinyurl.com/lkh3gmt

Daniel Metzgar has a bone to pick with his doctor.

The 44-year-old New Jersey trucker had an erection that lasted eight months, and said in court that his hard times were the result of a botched penile implant he received in December 2009, according to the Delaware News-Journal.

Metzgar won't stand up for this kind of abuse -- because he can't right now. After the surgery, he claimed in a new lawsuit that his scrotum grew to the size of a volleyball and his engorged pride got in the way of family events and motorcycle riding.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors on Monday. "It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

The surgery equipped Metzgar with a three-piece inflatable implant, including cylinders that would fill with fluid should Metzgar use the pump embedded in his scrotum. He wanted the inflatable penis to help his relationship with his wife, Donna, Medical Daily reports.

He claims he was between a rock and a hard place unwillingly. But the Wilmington, Del. urologist who performed the surgery says Metzgar waited four months to complain about an infection, and then wouldn't bend for treatment until April 2010.

The prosthesis wouldn't be removed until August 2010, after tubing from the implant punctured his scrotum, Fox News reports.

Relief couldn't come soon enough, and Metzgar later got a replacement implant from another doctor. But he says Desperito won't get off easily, because he lost a great deal of sensation from the botched surgery. He became a hardened man, the lawsuit claims.

He and his wife are seeking unspecified damages. His attorney, Michael Hayden, stood firm with him, saying, "Dan is stuck in this position."

did they do this on purpose?

J Diddy 06-12-2013 11:43 AM

"Rubber Ducky, this is Stiffy. You got your ears on?"

BigCatDaddy 06-12-2013 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9746976)
who the f gets a penis implant? lol

There is some stiff competition out there these days. You have to be up for the challenge.

Dayze 06-12-2013 12:32 PM

gotta keep plowing through; using your head etc.

Frazod 06-12-2013 12:33 PM

What a dick.

Dayze 06-12-2013 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9747131)
What a dick.

that's what she said.

Titty Meat 06-12-2013 12:38 PM

This trial will be long

Dayze 06-12-2013 12:39 PM

he's probably pumped that it's finally going to trial. hopefully there won't be a hung jury.

blaise 06-12-2013 12:40 PM

Their attempts to get it fixed were in vein.


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