We Have the Meats???
 

Yikes!
https://www.kmbc.com/article/police-...arbys/28071161

LINCOLN, Neb. —

A Lincoln, Nebraska, man was arrested for indecent exposure as he was reportedly seen walking toward Arby's while masturbating.

Officers were called around 8 p.m. to the 2900 block of N 57th Street after multiple witnesses reported a man walking in the street with his penis exposed.

The man was walking towards Arby’s and masturbating, police said.

Officers located the man inside Arby’s and identified him as David Hefner, 38.

Hefner was arrested for public indecency.

Meat curtains

When they won't give you that extra Arby's special sauce, sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands...

Hope Solo

Hmmmm.... He must be related to Kellen Winslow...

Reminds me of Artie Lange's joke about Meth being great for when you wake up one day and want to walk to St. Louis.

Meth, for when you wake up in Nebraska hungry and erect.

Maybe the guy was just multi-tasking. Maybe he had an hour to get to work, and he really wanted to both have Arby's and to pleasure himself. Might as well put the walking time to good use.

ROFLROFL:clap:

Rep applied.

That was his skin colored PP.

There always one in every crowd that will tell on you when you do cool stuff like this. ****ing narcs, damn do gooders.

Society is so PC these days.

I was at the Arby's in West Shawnee a few months ago. Just waiting for my brisket + roast beef sandwich. This 15 year old kid comes in, waits in line. Asks the person at the registered "Do you guys have the Meats?" She's like. uhh yeah. And he's like "coo cooo coo". And just leaves. Must have waited in line 5 minutes to do that.

Coo is short for cool.

He was getting ready to hand out the nutmeats