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Ok dirty old men, need opinions on bar name...
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Ok dirty old men, need opinions on bar name...
I have a buddy that is looking to open a sports bar with sexy waitresses. He had some crappy names but one that I think its a good one...
TIGHT ENDS! Basically make it the ass-man version of Hooters. Think girls in obscenely short skirts/cheerleader outfits. He is looking for input on the name and if there are better names he should consider. What say you? |
Clitoral Hoodz
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Whiskey Dicks
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ok, again he is looking for BETTER names.
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Too obvious to be clever. Then again, clever probably doesn't matter for something like this.
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Teasers
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Shady Lady
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Bottoms Up
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Tight Ends! sounds like a gay bar.
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The Rump Dump
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There was an ass version of Hooters in CoMo that went under. It was called Honey Bunz.
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BADA BING
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The Back Endzone
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Butthurt Geno fans
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The Shaved Beaver
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The more important question is will there be smoking allowed?
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Is this a sport?
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I've always wanted to name a bar "rehab"
Going to rehab honey, be back in a few hours. Last night at rehab we had soooo much fun |
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OMAHA...OMAHA ROFL
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Huddles.
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Of course now if you say you're going to the library people assume you are homeless and going to jerk off. |
Asphoral
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"Nine in the box"
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SideLines
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Is it a Football,Baseball,Hockey ect... themed bar
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The Spread Option
The Muffed Punt Tight Coverage Penetrating Defense The Regal Beagle--I liked Three's Company |
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The Juggling Catch.
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Three Gap
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NICE HANDS....And then have the shirts and short shorts, have hand imprints where their tits and ass cheeks are.
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Third vote for it sounds like a Gay bar!
How about 'Second Base'? |
Power Play
Splitters nothing but nets KTFO |
69 toss power trap. (I know I changed the 65 to 69)
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dirty turf
rim shots scores loaded diamonds between the hashes bottoms of the 9th |
The End Zone
She's Got A Nice Bubble Marion's Butt (marion butts) Steve's Cheeks (steve cheeks) Wishboners |
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The Five Hole
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If it was hockey themed I'd suggest FIVE-HOLE
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The back 9
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Back Judges
Touchbacks Backstops |
grass on the field
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Three Hards and a Cloud of Lust
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What about a golf themed bar called:
Split the Fairway Never Up, Never In Deep in the Rough |
'100% Real...........Sports' (although it might reduce the recruiting pool....but hell you're in Austin if you can't find young perky breasts then you're not trying).
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Third and inches
Run run pass punt Up the gut Slot receivers 96 Wanda Deep outs |
If it was a strip bar, "Illegal Motion" would be a great name. Maybe "Illegal Shift" would be good, but then his kitchen would get raided by ICE all the time.
"Backfield in Motion" may be a little too suggestive, too. It's a fine line to straddle. |
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Bush League?
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John David's Booty
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Cooter
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Got Skillz
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Tap Dat?(come on it's a bar sports are implied!)
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Shoot the Gap
Run and Shoot Wildcat |
the Eager Beaver
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I passed all of these on...
so far his favorite is The Muffed Punt... but I think that may be just a bit too dirty. |
Wishboners is the best.
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Too bad the reference isn't widely known because "Imports" would be a great double entendre.
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Double Wide Set
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The Homerun Club
Fair Balls Round Rock Review |
Play-A-Round
You could have nine waitresses on first shift Nine on second shift And call them the front and back nine |
The Two-Point Stance.
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The Purple Mushroom.
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Love/Love Juice
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