F'ing Squirrels...
 

Changed oil in jeep last Friday. Did not drive it on Saturday. One Sunday went to drive it and was running like ass and check engine light flashing which is a sign of cylinder misfire.

Open hood and a ****ing squirrel had built a nest. Almost completely filled with leaves and sticks.

Bastard chewed through the electrical connector to one of the fuel injectors.

All squirrels need to die.

The end.

Freaking tree rats.:#

I had to give up growing tomatoes because those bastards rob me blind.

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Wow. That's ****ed up.

Oh they're bastards. I agree.

I grew sunflower plants in my backyard, bastards ****in ate a majority of them seeds.

Antifreeze? :D

Seriously though, get yourself a hunting dog. They'll leave you alone.

I thought this was funny:

Speaking of squirrels, how the hell are there so many squirrels yet in my 54 years of life I have never seen two squirrels screwing each other? :hmmm:

They must be shy little sex machines! ROFL

Where's Eddie? He usually eats those Damn things

I knew exactly what this thread was about before I ever opened it.

You got lucky it was just that

ROFL

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One of my friends ran one over while we were taking a drive about 15 years ago if it makes all you squirrel victims feel better. lol

A squirrel missed a branch outside my house a couple of years back and fell onto the concrete. He was unconscious and a house guest told me distraughtly. I wasn't sure what to do, so I made a little stretcher out of a paint roller pan and towel, and moved him from the front yard to the back yard, where at least he wouldn't be vulnerable to cats and dogs and bikes. I wasn't sure what I'd do if he didn't recover, but a couple of hours later than stretcher was empty and the squirrel was very friendly to me after that. I think it's always good to have allies.

I'll bet that if squirrels had been stealing your tomatoes, you would have laughed and fed him a bowl of antifreeze instead.