had to of. The force from the boulder hitting his head when he hit the ground. He has to be dead. Darwin I guess.

ROFL

Wrong answer: story

I think I'm having a seizure.

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That was the theme song at my senior prom

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What? Wake up with morning wood, and piss on your own face? WTF is going on here?

The syphillis apparently ate a hole in the top of his dick.

LMAO

That's what everyone who's seen this picture has thought so far. I guarantee it.

Why do you think I quit? Seeing as how I've done both, what is your point in bringing it up?

She needs to work on her grip. :)

HAHAHAHA!

I'm not gonna let you suck it.

I love the audience in this video. Looks like a crowd in Branson!

After morning coffee hits the stomach.

http://i.imgur.com/eTOGXca.gif

Reminds me long long ago when I was on the middle school basketball team, I was "going out" with a girl and she bragged about how good her friend was on the girls basketball team. This gif pretty much summed up her friend's coordination.

LMAO

WTF Chuck?

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1...sjpg234055.jpg

The aftermath of that is about what you would expect:

http://www.cargolaw.com/images/Disas...FV_Apollo4.jpg

That 'little' boat was a $17 million tuna boat. Evidently the ship's engineer on the cargo ship essentially flipped from forward to reverse too quickly and the 'transmission' for lack of a better word didn't disengage before re-engaging, so the motor just kept spinning forward.

Somehow nobody realized this until after they blasted the wharf.

People are dumb.

No kidding. Someone just outted themselves as having a ****ed up dick.

You might have to squeeze out quite a bit at the end...but that's it.

he's like what 75?

I saw that on reddit today too, with the same headline.

Where do you think I got it. :)

looks like me at the campsite at 6am after downing some percalated coffe.

He looks like a lesbian

Ellen DeGenorris.

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Did you see the stretch on that trampoline? I will never doubt it's strength again. Holy cow!!!!

WTF???

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LMAO i think it went down to the ground

Why are women always trying to eat our food. My wife does that shit all of the ****ing time.

Qui coupe le fromage???

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Is that Whitlock at the NBA dunk contest???

:)

Epic FAIL

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nFJQycY1YH...12+jayhawk.jpg

seriously...WTF!

Don't you know, if you don't order it, it doesn't count against your calories for the day.

So she'll thank you if you hold the back of her head?

Epic autocorrects....
here:
http://noneedtoapply.com/18-of-the-b...cto-struggles/

LMAO

LMAO

LMAO

LMAO

If anyone ever asks me for band name ideas, I'm telling 'em Genital Thunderstorm.

http://i.imgur.com/yWFuVfX.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/NatXkOQ.gif

"Featherpussy"


LMAO

Manzere or Bro?

since it's Easter, here is a video of my sister's family from a couple of years ago...

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Reported to DFS

too late, this has already been on TruTV... When Redneck Celebrations Go Bad...

at 1:11 - 1:12 LOL at the dude exhaling a HUGE puff of smoke. then he's like holding onto the fence.....good shit man! LMAO

Unfortunate ad placements....
http://noneedtoapply.com/23-unfortunate-ad-placements/

ROFLROFL

Some of these make me chuckle out loud.

Not sure how to embed a flash movie from deadspin.

http://deadspin.com/its-an-enthusias...t-es-466821735

Lol

YOU fail ...


Do not open this spoiler.
Probly NSFW btw.

here's a better example of the phenomenon

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well....I think the thing that's being left out here is that it's not simply waking up with wood that causes this....it's waking up with wood after some good sexual escapades have taken place the night before...THAT'S when your aiming skills are rendered meaningless. :D

:LOL: ROFL

awesome. reminds me of the video of the dude on camera behind home plate.

I could just imagine their 10 sec conversation just prior to this.
"Jimbo, look we're gonna be on tv!"
"Holy shit, Gordie, you're right. What should we do? "
"I'm gonna jack you off, pretend you're diggin' it."
"What about nana here beside me?"
"How am I gonna jack her off?"
"Huh?"
"Shit, here we go!"

careful....you'll never be the same....

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Where the **** am I? Is this OZ?

I'm not buying the grandmother being 29. That broad's damned near fiddy.

Where are these fine folks from?

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Grandpa's look just gives it all away, "you cant judge me, so i'm guilty so what"

The Shire.

A regular David Arquette right thurr.

At least the kid cut his hair.

Looks like the next season of Whale Wars will be awesome!

that's gonna leave a mark

29? she looks like she is close to 40