***OFFICIAL COPA AMERICA THREAD***
 

Anyone following?

This Peru team would kill the USMNT we saw last night.

Also, the 0-0 Costa Rica v Paraguay result earlier today really helps the USA's chances.

Best thread ever.

Hall of Classics.

I love soccer.

Yesterday I saw a lot of soccer shit on ESPN, so looked into it to figure out what was going on. Apparently the USA has a very important match against Paraguay Saturday evening in Philly for some big North/South American tournament called the Copa America.

Eh, I might have it on TV as background noise while I'm doing something else on the computer. Or maybe I'll catch up on other shows on my DVR. Its a coin flip.

A 0-0 tie between Costa Rica and Paraguay sounds like exactly the athletic event that I'm interested in watching.

So, how do you think the NFL would change soccer to make it more exciting for most Americans?

Does David Beckham still play?

No. No he does not.

How about that skank he married. She still play?

:D

On each side, two separate netted goals each with its own goalie.

"Oh God, here he comes, which goal is he going to go for!"

edit: no wait, 3 netted goals, but only two goalies.

Chile vs. Bolivia. Let's get it on.