Being a Chiefs fan is like being a deaf mute and having Skinsbra being your only interpreter.

lol

75% of the earth's surface is covered by water, the rest is covered by the dispair of Chief fans over 30 years old.

Hang in there, Chiefs fans. We feel sorry for you.

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Being a Chiefs fan is like having a hot girlfriend whose face was burned off in 2004 when Geathers scrambled Trent Green's eggs for good and a tragic accident in 2009 resulted in a Vagina transplant.

The donor....Michelle Duggar.


FML

Thank you for your support. I envy you for being a fan of an actual NFL team

Being a Chiefs fan is like having a GPS in your car that is stuck on max volume and won't shut off. The voice....Fran Dresher.

Being a Chiefs fan is like watching 3hrs of 2 girls 1 cup with your family 16 times per year.


Eventually you'll just get used to it and plan your day around it so you don't miss a fart.

These kids offered me $12/month when they found out I was still a Chiefs fan.

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I think a joke comparing the above photo to #7's arm strength would be effective too, but it didn't seem appropriate to disparage the muscle mass of these children like that.

I'll be here.

I wont' go to a game. I won't buy a ticket.

I'll still collect Chiefs TP holders and door mats and pay twice as much for their ghey comforter...


But no, I'm not going to show up. And in short, I lose. I miss the people that we met and meeting new people through people.

I miss going to games. I miss WANTING to go to games...

Scott Pioli is so bad at building a team that the day after last year's storm, Joplin residents met him at the city limit and said "no thanks we're good"

I wanted to come out for the 28th as a birthday present to myself. I am so glad I didn't.

Just for BD.


This is what happens when an NFL team gets all of it's Govt recommended Vaccinations