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ENDelt260 09-16-2005 07:25 PM

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Phobia 09-16-2005 07:26 PM

You'll finish dinner again later.

pink 09-16-2005 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I've got a keg of Miller Lite... I've got a shot glass.... after I finish dinner, I'm gonna start up Century Club and see how far past 100 I can go. I gotta at least make 130 or I owe my neighbor $20.

I'll see you fuckers later... blurrily.

it's like a bad train wreck-- ya just gotta look. even tho i knew the thread was going to be appropriately titled.

pink 09-16-2005 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
You'll finish dinner again later.

wha? oh, ok. nm. ewww gross.

Calcountry 09-16-2005 07:29 PM

Where the fug have you been Delt? You have been pretty scarce arround here lately?

Ultra Peanut 09-16-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

ENDelt does something foolish.
Fish gets wet.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 07:31 PM

Century Club?

Katipan 09-16-2005 07:36 PM

pussy

Raiderhater 09-16-2005 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
Where the fug have you been Delt? You have been pretty scarce arround here lately?


Doing foolish crap like this.

schneider221 09-16-2005 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
Century Club?

100 shots of beer in 100 minutes....so i assume thats another shot every minute after 100....id be impressed with 130

chiefs4me 09-16-2005 07:39 PM

I wanna thank you for making my day......PBJ

Bob Dole 09-16-2005 07:40 PM

ENDelt does something foolish.

As if that merits its own thread...

keg in kc 09-16-2005 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Fish gets wet.

McDonalds for 30 days makes man fat

Bwana 09-16-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
ENDelt does something foolish

The sun sets in the west.

runnercyclist 09-16-2005 07:52 PM

And shitty beer to boot. That truly is foolish!

keg in kc 09-16-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I've got a keg of Miller Lite...

Slumming it 'eh?

Is this like a drinker's slumpbuster?

stevieray 09-16-2005 07:54 PM

This ought to be good...I think he should make quarterly posts.

Ultra Peanut 09-16-2005 07:59 PM

"You've got a prollum."
"Yeah, you're a mesh."

JimNasium 09-16-2005 08:25 PM

I'd rather drink horse piss.

keg in kc 09-16-2005 08:26 PM

That can be arranged, I'm sure.

JimNasium 09-16-2005 08:29 PM

Doesn't mean I will drink horse piss of course. I choose home brew.

Dartgod 09-16-2005 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium
I'd rather drink horse piss.

You'd rather drink Coors Light?

keg in kc 09-16-2005 08:30 PM

He should've big-timed it and gone with the natty light.

JimNasium 09-16-2005 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod
You'd rather drink Coors Light?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

plbrdude 09-16-2005 09:07 PM

how many ounces in a shot ?

Skip Towne 09-16-2005 09:11 PM

Endelt did something foolish? Nah, can't be.

chiefs4me 09-16-2005 09:24 PM

Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

Abba-Dabba 09-16-2005 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by plbrdude
how many ounces in a shot ?

1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack
1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

:spock:

That must be new. I was a bartender years ago, and a shot was 1.5 ounces....that's how I still mix 'em.

Bowser 09-16-2005 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack
1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

Shit, that's breakfast at Casa de Delt.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

Are you serious? He was three sheets to the wind by 8:38.

He's not a legend for nothin'.... :p

jspchief 09-16-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saggysack
1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

I guess I took it as he was just going to do 130 shots in 130 minutes.... or just do a shot a minute until he stopped.

Besides the dunkeness, tha hardest part is simply finding room. I always get so damn full.

Abba-Dabba 09-16-2005 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
:spock:

That must be new. I was a bartender years ago, and a shot was 1.5 ounces....that's how I still mix 'em.

:shrug:

I've always used the 1oz. short shots. Everyone I have known uses 1oz glasses too.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack
:shrug:

I've always used the 1oz. short shots. Everyone I have known uses 1oz glasses too.

Well, it's an easy way for a bar to cut costs I suppose. :hmmm:

Hell, I use to give 'em a splash after the 1.5 ounces too.

I did do well on tips though. :D

Bowser 09-16-2005 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
I guess I took it as he was just going to do 130 shots in 130 minutes.... or just do a shot a minute until he stopped.

Besides the dunkeness, tha hardest part is simply finding room. I always get so damn full.

So no piss breaks?

Skip Towne 09-16-2005 09:55 PM

Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

Taco John 09-16-2005 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by runnercyclist
And shitty beer to boot. That truly is foolish!



In his defense, you don't exactly want to try this with Black Butte Porter

jspchief 09-16-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser
So no piss breaks?

Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

How can anyone stay awake for 20 hours while continually boozing?

Phobia 09-16-2005 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

That is no doubt true. I drank with him until sunrise one time. We woke up around 10 AM and he cracked a beer. I waited until noon.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

Well at your age, considering you nap from 1 to 4 pm, and go to bed at 9 pm....I guess not. :p

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

The one time I had a large quantity of beer in a short span of time, I was AMAZED at the amount of piss I could produce in one sitting.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
How can anyone stay awake for 20 hours while continually boozing?

One word: dedication. :D

Phobia 09-16-2005 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
The one time I had a large quantity of beer in a short span of time, I was AMAZED at the amount of piss I could produce in one sitting.

I'm not AMAZED to discover you sit to piss.

NJ Chief Fan 09-16-2005 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
e sitting.

key word here is SITTING...hahaha go chiefs sits while he pisses

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm not AMAZED to discover you sit to piss.

GOD DAMMIT! BAD CHOICE OF WORDS!

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 10:02 PM

Now I'm watching Will and Grace.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief
Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

The key is you dehydrate yourself prior; 2 hour workout, 30 minutes in the Suana...then you hit the bars, dude. :p












FTR, I'm JK--that would be nuts....:shake:

stevieray 09-16-2005 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
Now I'm watching Will and Grace.

What the hell is wrong with me?

you want to see if Will sits too?

jspchief 09-16-2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
The key is you dehydrate yourself prior; 2 hour workout, 30 minutes in the Suana...then you hit the bars, dude. :p












FTR, I'm JK--that would be nuts....:shake:

That actually kind of works. While tailgating and drinking at the game last Sunday, It was so damn hot that I only ended up pissing once, at the end of the game. I was sweating so much there wasn't anything left to piss.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray
you want to see if will sits also?

Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/1...ra.messing.jpg

cdcox 09-16-2005 10:05 PM

Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
That actually kind of works. While tailgating and drinking at the game last Sunday, It was so damn hot that I only ended up pissing once, at the end of the game. I was sweating so much there wasn't anything left to piss.

I know it works; from college days....but it probably ain't exactly a good thing to do.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/1...ra.messing.jpg

I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Dave Lane 09-16-2005 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

Be more news if he wasn't

Dave

jspchief 09-16-2005 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.

We used to go to a bar that had $5 all you could drink, until someone pissed. It was actually pretty nasty because all the guys would just piss in bottles and the women all left early making it a sausage fest.

Bowser 09-16-2005 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Debra Messing has very little rack.

tk13 09-16-2005 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.

Fletcher: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?

Judge: Can't it wait?

Fletcher: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!

Judge: Is that true?

Fletcher: It has to be!

Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.

NJ Chief Fan 09-16-2005 10:11 PM

i remember in high school we had the power hour... we had teams of groups of 3, each team member had to finish 10 beers(30 case) under an hour....that was very messy to say the least

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Yes, and Megan Mullally is hot too.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2005 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser
Debra Messing has very little rack.

Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

Bowser 09-16-2005 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

With that frizzed out red hair, she has "****ing psycho ex-girlfriend" written all over her. That just gives me the chills, somehow.

schneider221 09-16-2005 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefanatic420
i remember in high school we had the power hour... we had teams of groups of 3, each team member had to finish 10 beers(30 case) under an hour....that was very messy to say the least

i prefer the case race...teams of 2 first to finish a case....takes speed and endurance

brorth 09-16-2005 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs
Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

It's because you're watching it for Will.

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs
Yes, and Megan Mullally is hot too.

gc is MILFin'....eh?

Taco John 09-16-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs
Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/1...ra.messing.jpg



Into the ugly chicks eh?

KCChiefsMan 09-16-2005 10:29 PM

I've never tried doing a century club, but I usually drink 10-15 beers + a few shots when I go out, which is every night........and yes, I drink Miller Lite too

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
I've never tried doing a century club, but I usually drink 10-15 beers + a few shots when I go out, which is every night........and yes, I drink Miller Lite too

Wow. And TC wanted me to seek help from AA. :rolleyes:

teedubya 09-16-2005 11:50 PM

are we still waiting for the stupity to culminate?

Mr. Kotter 09-16-2005 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs
are we still waiting for the stupity to culminate?

Your arrival get's us closer. ;)

Ultra Peanut 09-16-2005 11:59 PM

http://picard.ytmnd.com/

luv 09-17-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Well, the whole experience was rather disappointing. I made a 10 second or so movie every twentyy five shots. If somoene wants to host them, I'll post them.

How many did you end up doing total?

Miles 09-17-2005 02:30 AM

Suprised you reported back in. Figure you might be in worse shape than me.

luv 09-17-2005 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.

At least it was only $20.

Miles 09-17-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.

Been to long since i have done that to give you shit. Last time i did century club i was ruined.

luv 09-17-2005 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I'm only disappointed I don't have funnier movies to post. I'm pretty normal in all the clips I recorded. If I had gone in with an empty stomach it would've been much funnier.

And you wouldn't have had as much stuff to throw up.

luv 09-17-2005 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Miles
Been to long since i have done that to give you shit. Last time i did century club i was ruined.

This may have been answered earlier in the thread, and I'm too tired to do the math, but how many beers is that equivilent to?

tk13 09-17-2005 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.

You're the Albie Lopez of ChiefsPlanet. You come in and at first everything is alright, but by the end of your outing you've spewed your garbage everywhere. Hang your head in shame.

Miles 09-17-2005 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite
This may have been answered earlier in the thread, and I'm too tired to do the math, but how many beers is that equivilent to?

Yeah i was thinking the same thing.

luv 09-17-2005 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
The money's not the important part. It's the shot at pride that matters.

You haven't been a man for long, have you?

Can't say that I've EVER been a man.


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