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Gadzooks 06-23-2014 10:16 PM
The C-String
 
Apparently the G-string bikini bottom wasn't revealing enough, so here comes the C-string.
http://skip-to-the-end.com/wp-conten...ng-400x300.jpg
As a guitarist I hate to think what they would make as the E-string.

Here's some story from the Mirror UK:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-craze-3731995

BullJunkandIron 06-23-2014 10:18 PM
Was it found in a dumpster?

Dayze 06-23-2014 10:18 PM
I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]





note....it looks like something Gene Simmons should market.

Fish 06-23-2014 10:18 PM
Does that insert into the butthole? Or just like... over the top? Is that perhaps an option?

Dayze 06-23-2014 10:19 PM
that's a damned good question.

it will seriously impact me, as to if I'll wear it.

BullJunkandIron 06-23-2014 10:22 PM
It might insert in the front hole.

Dayze 06-23-2014 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armadillo Skin (Post 10711710)
It might insert in the front hole.
:hmmm:
self-insertion? or like Bonnie Rotten administered insertion?
these are pretty important questions.

BullJunkandIron 06-23-2014 10:39 PM
Could go in the nose hole and be a nose warmer.

kcxiv 06-23-2014 10:40 PM
ALl its supposed to do is cover the lips! lol i doubt it goes inside the asshole. haha It would turn colors haha

beach tribe 06-23-2014 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10711701)
I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]





note....it looks like something Gene Simmons should market.
You gotta match it to the 4th fret of the G not the 5th.:D

BullJunkandIron 06-23-2014 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10711740)
ALl its supposed to do is cover the lips! lol i doubt it goes inside the asshole. haha It would turn colors haha
What if it was bleached?

Dayze 06-23-2014 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10711745)
You gotta match it to the 4th fret of the G not the 5th.:D
that's the sad part....I was. LMAO

nothing like getting everything tuned up, then hitting a D-Chord and stopping abruptly asking aloud "Oh, well **** me. what the **** is that"?

el borracho 06-23-2014 11:08 PM
Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.

Dayze 06-23-2014 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 10711785)
Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.
that's a good point. next time that B string is giving me shit, I'm playing in the nude. folks will either be too intimidated by the size of my wang, or feel so very sorry for me, that they won't even notice I'm out of tune.

Gadzooks 06-23-2014 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10711791)
that's a good point. next time that B string is giving me shit, I'm playing in the nude. folks will either be too intimidated by the size of my wang, or feel so very sorry for me, that they won't even notice I'm out of tune.
Through practice and ear training you'll be able to tune your guitar using natural harmonics. No need for nudity or insertion.

Gadzooks 06-23-2014 11:29 PM
NSFW?

http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/Genera...00ee00f0d6.jpg

ThaVirus 06-24-2014 01:03 AM
This could be glorious or it could completely backfire on us..

mikey23545 06-24-2014 01:37 AM
We need someone from Chiefsplanet to test that thing and check it for comfort and utility...

Oh LUUUV...

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-24-2014 06:02 AM
I vote for BigRedChief

unlurking 06-24-2014 06:15 AM
This image made that link worth clicking...

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...all-Jenner.png

loochy 06-24-2014 06:44 AM
:shrug: this thread isnt about programming?



PHP Code:
#include <iostream> //For cout
#include <cstring>  //For the string functions

using namespace std;

int main()
{
  char name[50];
  char lastname[50];
  char fullname[100]; // Big enough to hold both name and lastname
  
  cout<<"Please enter your name: ";
  cin.getline ( name, 50 );
  if ( strcmp ( name, "Julienne" ) == 0 ) // Equal strings
    cout<<"That's my name too.\n";
  else                                    // Not equal
    cout<<"That's not my name.\n";
  // Find the length of your name
  cout<<"Your name is "<< strlen ( name ) <<" letters long\n";
  cout<<"Enter your last name: ";
  cin.getline ( lastname, 50 );
  fullname[0] = '\0';            // strcat searches for '\0' to cat after
  strcat ( fullname, name );     // Copy name into full name
  strcat ( fullname, " " );      // We want to separate the names by a space
  strcat ( fullname, lastname ); // Copy lastname onto the end of fullname
  cout<<"Your full name is "<< fullname <<"\n";
  cin.get();
} 

Oxford 06-24-2014 08:22 AM
[QUOTE=Dayze;10711701]I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]

B-string holy roller, everyone jump the B-string;
B-string take this country, come take me home again

Cat stevens

TLO 06-24-2014 08:27 AM
Not really a big fan. Looks really weird.

Kansas City Kid 06-24-2014 08:55 AM
I wore a Speedo with a sweet potato stuffed in it to the pool the other night hoping to meet some chicks but not one would talk to me but I did learn a valuable lesson which was next time wear the sweet potato in the front.

Garcia Bronco 06-24-2014 09:00 AM
lol...unless there is a post keeping that thing in...it's coming off too easily.

TLO 06-24-2014 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 10712154)
lol...unless there is a post keeping that thing in...it's coming off too easily.
I think the pointy end at the back inserts into your poop hole.

DMAC 06-24-2014 09:28 AM
It would look better with pasties up top.

BullJunkandIron 06-24-2014 09:29 AM
I would wear it on my head as a eye patch.

Rain Man 06-24-2014 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10711837)
This could be glorious or it could completely backfire on us..
Count me in the glorious camp.

Katipan 06-24-2014 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10712189)
Count me in the glorious camp.
You have been duly counted.

NSFL

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/F...375174966.html

BigRedChief 06-24-2014 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 10711907)
I vote for BigRedChief
Anything to provide entertainment to the masses.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cQb2tKyozE...se_fat_guy.jpg

Reaper16 06-24-2014 10:40 AM
Men's beach fashion is also moving in strange new (NSFW?) directions:

DMAC 06-24-2014 10:50 AM
Those are not men.

ChiTown 06-24-2014 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 10712265)
Men's beach fashion is also moving in strange new (NSFW?) directions:
Why, God? Why did I click that?

And, WTF are Men wearing those things? Gotta be gay, no? NTTAWWT.........

Pooch 06-24-2014 11:17 AM
My wife has one!! Bought it on eBay from china!! Says the comfort is better than expected and only wears it to hide panty lines and camel toes in certain pants!!

ThaVirus 06-24-2014 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooch (Post 10712305)
My wife has one!! Bought it on eBay from china!! Says the comfort is better than expected and only wears it to hide panty lines and camel toes in certain pants!!

Go ahead and post a pic of her in just the C-string so we can see if it's a fad we can all get behind.

sedated 06-24-2014 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10712317)
so we can see if it's a fad we can all get behind.
one letter changes this sentence dramatically

Iowanian 06-24-2014 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kansas City Kid (Post 10712144)
I wore a Speedo with a sweet potato stuffed in it to the pool the other night hoping to meet some chicks but not one would talk to me but I did learn a valuable lesson which was next time wear the sweet potato in the front.

Stolen joke is stolen.

aturnis 06-24-2014 12:04 PM
Rapist rejoice. Half the fight is won...

eDave 06-24-2014 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10712296)
And, WTF are Men wearing those things? Gotta be gay, no? NTTAWWT.........
Ya think?

Kansas City Kid 06-24-2014 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10712381)
Stolen joke is stolen.
Meat Gazer

jjchieffan 06-24-2014 02:17 PM
I did a Google image search. That showed the male version too. It's just made to slide over the junk form fitting. Why even bother? Everyone still sees your manhood. Ridiculous.

BullJunkandIron 06-24-2014 02:17 PM
I prefer urinalysis observer.

Iowanian 06-24-2014 02:18 PM
CP vernacular is "Meat Peeker". Everyone can tell you're a dong watcher....but probably at the kiddy pool given your name.

Kansas City Kid 06-24-2014 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10712604)
CP vernacular is "Meat Peeker". Everyone can tell you're a dong watcher....but probably at the kiddy pool given your name.
So your retort is "I know you are but what am I?" What a jackass.:LOL:

crazycoffey 06-24-2014 03:48 PM
My 2014 swimsuit.....

ThaVirus 06-24-2014 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 10712265)
Men's beach fashion is also moving in strange new (NSFW?) directions:

PGM and Billay hit the beach.

Iowanian 06-24-2014 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kansas City Kid (Post 10712703)
So your retort is "I know you are but what am I?" What a jackass.:LOL:

My official retort is that you're a simple barnacle on a pirate hooker's beef curtain.

Rausch 06-24-2014 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 10712181)
It would look better with pasties up top.
Women should just wear whatever they find comfortable and instead put "I'm a filthy whore" on their shirt somewhere...

Gadzooks 06-24-2014 09:57 PM
Katipan, Reaper and crazycoffey have missed the spirit of this thread.
Katipan gets a pass but Reaper and crazycoffey, I am disappoint...
I will be viewing your future posts with the following face:
http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/Febru...-15-36-dog.jpg

Psyko Tek 06-24-2014 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10712246)
did not know what NSFL meant,
until now...
my own curiosity has scared me

some links are not meant to be clicked

Gadzooks 06-24-2014 11:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10713802)
did not know what NSFL meant,
until now...
my own curiosity has scared me

some links are not meant to be clicked
Yeah, It's like some sort of football league. What a dirty trick...

I think she might have meant Not Safe For Lesbians
-OR-
Not Safe For Looking at other Men's junk

Either way, she fights dirty.

crazycoffey 06-24-2014 11:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10713772)
Katipan, Reaper and crazycoffey have missed the spirit of this thread.
Katipan gets a pass but Reaper and crazycoffey, I am disappoint...
I will be viewing your future posts with the following face:
http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/Febru...-15-36-dog.jpg
What? I posted a pic of the "D" string.....

Katipan 06-25-2014 06:15 AM
Lol guys it was a in the moment joke. NOT SAFE FOR LOOCHY. But really I doubt even loochy got it so sorry about the meat gazing.

loochy 06-25-2014 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10713942)
Lol guys it was a in the moment joke. NOT SAFE FOR LOOCHY. But really I doubt even loochy got it so sorry about the meat gazing.
I didn't get it. However, I didn't dare click on it.

Kansas City Kid 06-25-2014 08:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10713739)
My official retort is that you're a simple barnacle on a pirate hooker's beef curtain.
And you are a piece of lettuce orbiting a turd in the bowl of a steaming hot port-a-potty in an Iowa cornfield.

Katipan 06-25-2014 08:31 AM
They don't have those in cornfields. You hold it or shit down your leg like real men.

Kansas City Kid 06-25-2014 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10714043)
shit down your leg.
That describes Iowanian's posts beautifully.

Rausch 06-25-2014 08:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kansas City Kid (Post 10714068)
That describes Iowanian's posts beautifully.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-25067...Imgur-x71M.gif

Iowanian 06-25-2014 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kansas City Kid (Post 10714025)
And you are a piece of lettuce orbiting a turd in the bowl of a steaming hot port-a-potty in an Iowa cornfield.
Silly goose, porta potty's don't have a bowl nor do they have water to swirl them around.....they're just an empty hole filled with shit and random garbage, kind of like your skull.
They're also pretty much open to have random strangers in them, like your backside at a festival.

lcarus 06-25-2014 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10711804)
That's the densest bush I've seen in a while. And psst....she's got a turtlehead pokin out.

Kaepernick 06-25-2014 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 10711785)
Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.
It is technically legal where going bottomless is not.

It is also used in bikini contests. I have never seen one in the wild though. But I did see a chick in a sling bikini. Very close to being nude, but again, technically it is legal so the cops cant do a thing unless somebody complains.

Kansas City Kid 06-25-2014 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10714088)
Silly goose, porta potty's don't have a bowl nor do they have water to swirl them around.....they're just an empty hole filled with shit like me and random garbage.
I knew you would be an expert on port-a-pottys and the shit that fills them.

Iowanian 06-25-2014 10:55 AM
If you'll give me your address I'd like to send you one of these C-strings.

It seems appropriate that you would wear one as a helmet.

Kansas City Kid 06-25-2014 10:58 AM
Give you my address? So now you're a stalker on top of everything else?


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