After 14 days in the hospital...
 

heart surgery, pace maker installed and various other abuses on my body, I'm going home today.

I still have a lot of recovery left and this week has been an emotional wreck, but I'm a high, high right now.

Thanks for the prayers and well wishes. They helped me through some dark times.

---Jeff

So was this one of those hospitals with hot and loose nurses that ran around in bikinis? Yeah, that could cause a heart attack. Congrats on going home.

If you get to keep the hospital gown, I'd say it was worth it.

Glad you came out ok!

There were some lookers for sure. No bigger thrill than getting a catheter removed by a super model. :D
Thanks but no thanks. I'm so looking forward to wearing a pair of jeans that encloses my ass rather than bear it to the whole world.

You'll feel better than your old self in 6 months time. Hope your recovery goes well.

Apparently you weren't overly conscious when they put it in. Foley for the aaaarrrrrggghhhh what did you just do to me?

You should of taken everything out of that room. You paid for it.

Keep the water mug and the vomit bowl. Glad you are back!

Best of luck with your recovery.

Are you allowed to use microwaves after this? I think if you stand too close to a microwave with a pacemaker, it can cause a cesium fire inside your body from the battery, and the only way to put it out is to cut you open on site. It happened to the brother in law of a friend of mine.

Give'em hell bud.

Good to hear and take care.

I haven't yet, but I sure know I will.

pace yourself...


too soon?

really glad you're doing well jeff dudey!

Rub some dirt in it you pussy...