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AussieChiefsFan 02-13-2013 03:23 AM

Iran's 'laughable' fighter jet caught out in Photoshop blunder
 
Completely off-topic, and from an Australian newspaper, but hilarious.

Quote:

Iran's 'laughable' fighter jet caught out in Photoshop blunder

February 13, 2013 - 9:21AM
Asher Moses - Technology Editor

http://images.smh.com.au/2013/02/13/...21-620x349.jpg
Doctored? ... the image of the jet released by an Iranian state news agency. Photo: Khouz News

Iran has been caught out in another Photoshop blunder in an effort to prove its purported stealth fighter jet is the real deal.

An Iranian state news agency released a new picture of the radar-dodging jet flying above snow-covered mountains.

But the picture was immediately suspected to be fake, with the lighting on the plane and its position similar to its appearance in pictures on the ground in Tehran at the unveiling earlier this month.

http://images.smh.com.au/2013/02/13/...69-620x349.jpg
Similar ... the fighter jet at the unveiling. Photo: Mashregh News

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad described it as "among the most advanced fighter jets in the world", capable of hitting ground and air targets by stealth, but experts dismissed it as a "laughable fake" which looks like a toy or mock-up model.

Now the new picture has also been laughed off, after it was revealed by The Atlantic Wire that the background image of the mountain was taken from the stock image site PickyWallpapers.com.

Aviation experts have questioned whether the jet shown can even fly as it was too small to accommodate a real pilot and the controls and wiring looked too simple. It also lacked the bolts and rivets found on all aircraft and offered wonky aerodynamics.

http://images.smh.com.au/2013/02/13/...nd-620x349.jpg
Some claim the Iranian jet was Photoshopped onto this generic picture of Mount Damavand. Photo: PickyWallpapers.com

In 2008, news wire Agence France-Presse had to retract an official image of an Iran missile launch following revelations it was doctored to include an extra missile. The photo had appeared on the front pages of many media outlets including NYTimes.com and the front page of The Los Angeles Times.

In November last year Iran showed off a new drone design, but it was later revealed that the photographs it released were ripped off from a Japanese university and doctored.

Iran last month claimed to have successfully sent a monkey into space in a Pishgam rocket. That announcement was also accused of being faked as photographs of the monkey before and after showed two clearly different animals. Iran is sticking to its guns.
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/tec...213-2ebwb.html

listopencil 02-13-2013 03:27 AM

http://www.khouznews.ir/fa/news/2852...88%D9%86%D8%AF

007 02-13-2013 03:28 AM

ARe they going to get Hervé Villechaize to fly that?

mikey23545 02-13-2013 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9398953)
Completely off-topic, and from an Australian newspaper, but hilarious.

Iran's 'laughable' fighter jet caught out in Photoshop blunder


Iran has been caught out in another Photoshop blunder in an effort to prove its purported stealth fighter jet is the real deal.

An Iranian state news agency released a new picture of the radar-dodging jet flying above snow-covered mountains.

But the picture was immediately suspected to be fake, with the lighting on the plane and its position similar to its appearance in pictures on the ground in Tehran at the unveiling earlier this month.
Similar ... the fighter jet at the unveiling.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad described it as "among the most advanced fighter jets in the world", capable of hitting ground and air targets by stealth, but experts dismissed it as a "laughable fake" which looks like a toy or mock-up model.

Now the new picture has also been laughed off, after it was revealed by The Atlantic Wire that the background image of the mountain was taken from the stock image site PickyWallpapers.com.

Aviation experts have questioned whether the jet shown can even fly as it was too small to accommodate a real pilot and the controls and wiring looked too simple. It also lacked the bolts and rivets found on all aircraft and offered wonky aerodynamics.
Some claim the Iranian jet was Photoshopped onto this generic picture of Mount Damavand.

In 2008, news wire Agence France-Presse had to retract an official image of an Iran missile launch following revelations it was doctored to include an extra missile. The photo had appeared on the front pages of many media outlets including NYTimes.com and the front page of The Los Angeles Times.

In November last year Iran showed off a new drone design, but it was later revealed that the photographs it released were ripped off from a Japanese university and doctored.

Iran last month claimed to have successfully sent a monkey into space in a Pishgam rocket. That announcement was also accused of being faked as photographs of the monkey before and after showed two clearly different animals. Iran is sticking to its guns.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/tec...#ixzz2KlnvbQCv


Maybe their space monkey can also fly fighter jets...

CoMoChief 02-13-2013 03:56 AM

Iran Air Force

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots...arpet-3D_1.jpg

rockymtnchief 02-13-2013 04:05 AM

I'm surprised the dumbass was bright enough to omit the front landing gear.

Aries Walker 02-13-2013 05:30 AM

And he used transparency on the canopy so you can see the fake mountains through the glass. Truly advanced techniques.

sodcat 02-13-2013 06:43 AM

IRAN = WONKY.

blaise 02-13-2013 07:15 AM

Israel has been secretly assassinating their top Photoshop experts for years.

Hammock Parties 02-13-2013 07:57 AM

Dumbasses should have had me do the photoshop.

Bwana 02-13-2013 08:00 AM

They could of at least had fisty flying that thing.

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-13-2013 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9399015)
Dumbasses should have had me do the photoshop.

You need to put Obama in there shooting geese.

Rausch 02-13-2013 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9399015)
Dumbasses should have had me do the photoshop.

It does sort of beg for Ca$$hole as pilot with the banner "Matty leads another successful air attack!"

Bwana 02-13-2013 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9399039)
It does sort of beg for Ca$$hole as pilot with the banner "Matty leads another successful air attack!"

It would likely explode in midair. :eek:

blaise 02-13-2013 08:35 AM

That hangar in the picture looks like someone's garage.

kepp 02-13-2013 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9399064)
That hangar in the picture looks like someone's garage.

Complete with the ayatollah swimsuit calendar on the wall.

bevischief 02-13-2013 08:53 AM

This was in the British news on Monday.

mesmith31 02-13-2013 08:56 AM

Someone needs to tell Ahmadinejad that if he is going to Photoshop at least piggy back on a current meme like Beyonce's "Unflattering" photo and let her be the pilot. #synergy

GloryDayz 02-13-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9398961)

ROFLROFLROFL :clap::clap::clap: That's ****ing awesome... Rep!

ptlyon 02-13-2013 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9399015)
Dumbasses should have had me do the photoshop.

Nice way to make some quick cash, or samoleans, or rubels, or whatever the **** they use over there

tooge 02-13-2013 10:37 AM

Maybe this is why Frankie thinks planes explode in mid air. Isn't he from Iran?

loochy 02-13-2013 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9399348)
Nice way to make some quick cash, or samoleans, or rubels, or whatever the **** they use over there

old buttons and gum wrappers?

ptlyon 02-13-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9399445)
old buttons and gum wrappers?

A turbine a week for the rest of your life

ct 02-13-2013 10:48 AM

First Baghdad Bob now Tehran Tom?

Rain Man 02-13-2013 11:04 AM

"F-313"? So they even stole our designations and our letter F? Use your own Farsi, you embassy squatter.

ct 02-13-2013 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9399506)
"F-313"? So they even stole our designations and our letter F? Use your own Farsi, you embassy squatter.

should have named it the FU-404

Cannibal 02-13-2013 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9399022)
You need to put Obama in there shooting geese.

Or jerkin off hogs maybe.

KC-TBB 02-13-2013 01:10 PM

Iran is stupid enough to be scarey!

Valiant 02-13-2013 01:18 PM

I like how the led lights from the exhibit are powerful enough to reflect up that high in the atmosphere. Maybe they should weaponize that instead.

listopencil 02-13-2013 01:33 PM

I have to think that they did this more for their own people than the rest of the world.

blaise 02-13-2013 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9399998)
I have to think that they did this more for their own people than the rest of the world.

They probably know it's BS more than anyone.

Amnorix 02-13-2013 02:08 PM

It's literally shocking that these incompetent imbeciles are close to developing nuclear weapons.

ptlyon 02-13-2013 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9400117)
They probably know it's BS more than anyone.

Doubtful. Their media is run by their govt even more than ours. They are filled with propaganda every day & start to believe it is the truth.

Just like here.

Rain Man 02-13-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9400143)
It's literally shocking that these incompetent imbeciles are close to developing nuclear weapons.

Maybe. There's always the likelihood that they'll unveil their nuke and it'll look like this:

http://www.eventprophire.com/_images...omb_prop_0.jpg

Frosty 02-13-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9400143)
It's literally shocking that these incompetent imbeciles are close to developing nuclear weapons.

Here they are testing their ICBM

http://i46.tinypic.com/10mm0dh.jpg

Rausch 02-13-2013 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9400179)

I'm sure that was a funny pic but the fact that it failed makes it even more humorous...

Frosty 02-13-2013 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9400187)
I'm sure that was a funny pic but the fact that it failed makes it even more humorous...

Can't see it?

ptlyon 02-13-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9400193)
Can't see it?

Cant find it, let alone see it

Rausch 02-13-2013 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9400193)
Can't see it?

No.

But I'm sure it was really, really big...

Radar Chief 02-13-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9400179)
Here they are testing their ICBM

http://i46.tinypic.com/10mm0dh.jpg

:LOL:

Easy 6 02-13-2013 03:06 PM

Oh Mahmoud, you rapscallion you.

Demonpenz 02-13-2013 04:10 PM

CHAPPPPYYYYYY

BlackHelicopters 02-13-2013 04:38 PM

Why haven't we used Iran for target practice yet?

Fish 02-13-2013 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9400591)
Why haven't we used Iran for target practice yet?

They still have some oil.....

Aries Walker 02-13-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9400156)
Doubtful. Their media is run by their govt even more than ours. They are filled with propaganda every day & start to believe it is the truth.

Just like here.

Exactly. We can tell it's awful novice Photoshop fakery, but their faithful - the photo's target audience - can't.

Strongside 02-13-2013 05:53 PM

Assholes should've called me. People still would've known, but at least they'd have some sweet ass missile fire!

http://i.imgur.com/5IoPkA5.jpg

ohiobronco2 02-13-2013 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9400532)
CHAPPPPYYYYYY

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cGvlMHLIi10" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

listopencil 02-13-2013 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohiobronco2 (Post 9401078)
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cGvlMHLIi10" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>


I have never seen Iron Eagle, and I have never had the desire to see it. Somehow, I want to see it even less now. You have the touch, ohiobronco2. Down there near your wrist where your posting comes from. I don't believe that God gives you anything that he doesn't want you to use. Now go post the heck out this message board.

HotCarl 02-13-2013 08:04 PM

Iran is to Russia as Pioli is to yours truly

GloryDayz 02-13-2013 08:08 PM

I still find this funny as hell.. God, they're just so stupid!

DaneMcCloud 02-13-2013 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9400156)
Doubtful. Their media is run by their govt even more than ours. They are filled with propaganda every day & start to believe it is the truth.

Just like here.

LMAO

You're a ****ing reerun.

Demonpenz 02-13-2013 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9401108)
I have never seen Iron Eagle, and I have never had the desire to see it. Somehow, I want to see it even less now. You have the touch, ohiobronco2. Down there near your wrist where your posting comes from. I don't believe that God gives you anything that he doesn't want you to use. Now go post the heck out this message board.

dude...i don't think you understand. His dad is in a POW camp..and the only person that can help is CHAPPPY


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