You sound like a bundle of joy to work with.

Exactly! We have a perfect working relationship. Why do you want one of your best engineers who hobbies are Jiu Jitsu, Krav Maga and hurting himself on mountain bikes to be fed alcohol in your living room around your kids and wife?

It's ****ing silly? Why are you poking this bear? All is well, I'll see ya Monday when I'm ready for work. We have plenty of time to talk.

I know some people really love this stuff but have a heart for people who just don't like it or it's not in their social agenda. It's probably for the best.

Car dealership and yes :P

I work remotely from home... over 1500 miles away from my companies holiday party. They actually offered to pay for my travel to come out to it... **** that.

Dam man thats nice. I have never had a paid holiday,bonus ect in my life. Shit one Xmas party since 1985 when I turned 16. At that party a bunch of use got fired for smoking pot in the back of the shop. Of course he waited till Monday morning to fire us. :mad:

What exactly is the party possessing in the thread title?

Fun and entertainment.

Fortunately you have CP to come to and get away from all that.

Just depends on the people and the culture of a company.

Go to Benihanas before the party, and bring back a couple waitresses as your guests....
Just kidding....I love that episode of The Office.

Seriously though....don't go

LMAO
Yeah... I got nuthin.

I wouldn't bother attending my company Xmas party...

I miss working in restaurants for all the poontang...

Now? Now I have to work for it because there are literally no bangable girls where I work.

That's the one downfall of being a grown up now.