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Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute

( 4UMF NEWS ) Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute:

The honeymoon is over for Mohammed Ahmed.

The 21-year-old Illinois man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute last week while he was honeymooning with his new wife in Florida.

Ahmed was among 92 people nabbed in a prostitution sweep conducted by Polk County Sheriff’s Office.

The alleged john answered an online ad, on website Backpage.com, which, to his horror, turned out to be planted by an undercover deputy as part of the four-day operation.

Ahmed left his newlywed in their room at the Omni Hotel in Champions Gate when he went off on his sojourn to pay for sex.

When he never returned, the worried bride called the sheriff’s office to report him missing.

She was quickly told he was in fine health – but wouldn’t be resuming the vacation because he was in a jail cell having been booked on charges of soliciting prostitution.

The catch of a husband was also charged with possession of marijuana.

During the four-day sting, police caught 12 pimps, 39 alleged prostitutes and 39 suspected johns.

One of the worst of the batch was 45-year-old youth minister Samuel Yoon from California who came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

‘Prostitution is illegal, and those who commit or who derive proceeds from this crime in Polk County can expect to go to jail,’ Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement.

‘The nexus between prostitution and other crime, such as illegal drugs, violence against women, and human trafficking is a real problem.’

He said whether it is on the street or online, prostitution is illegal and his office would continue to investigate and arrest those involved.

Just visiting that state makes you go full reerun apparently.

And this is why you don't want to wait until your wedding night to find out your wife is that bad in bed.:hump:

Nope.

Just like I've always said, there's nothing wrong with Florida - it's just you pieces of out of state trash that wander down here that make it look bad.

We should have built a fence at the the border a long time ago...

Not sure if serious?

Horny dude.

:shake:

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Guess he figured out quickly what all the magic wedding cake makes disappear in the bedroom.

This is the winner

worst of the batch was 45-year-old youth minister Samuel Yoon from California who came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

How can a girl really be "bad in bed"? Has anyone really experienced this? I mean I haven't. I assume some do exist out there but they have to be rare. Any chick in her 20s should be good to go

IF the girl just lays there and doesnt move hows that fun? If she can't get up and ride it, thats boring to. just having something to bang doesnt make it instantly fun.

Lots of women are lousy in bed. It's harder to find one great in the sack.

This.

Man, if you can't get laid on your honeymoon, you have made a serious marital error...

I've actually been with a couple girls who were on the other end of the spectrum...they were so crazy in bed that I was like, "holy shit, this is ****ed up". The funny thing is that both were the perfect stereotype of a girl who seemed so sweet and innocent in public and then immediately turned into FREAKS as soon as no-one else was around.

It sounds cool, but it was too much.

Also, it dawns on me that the problems I had in my twenties sound like my fantasies in my thirties.