The Blind Side is a bad movie.
 

It's got a feelgood plot and everything, but geez.

Outside of Sandra Bullock, the acting is horrid.

The writing is super predictable.

It's like if someone was to write fan-fiction about Michael Oher's personal story.

Too cheesey. All of the "bad guys" in the film are hilariously dumb caricatures, and the characters don't talk or interact like real people.

Anyway.

What were we talking about?

Nick Saban is a ****ing terrible actor. He should go kill himself.

Is this about your sex life?

You know who's a bad actor?

THE DUDE PLAYING MICHAEL OHER.

DON'T YOU THINK

JUST MAYBE

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DROP SOME DIME BRINGING IN ****ING SANDRA ****ING BULLOCK

YOU SHOULD MAYBE TRY RECRUITING A LEAD ACTOR WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SHIT HE'S DOING

STANDING AND STARING IS NOT ACTING

IT'S JUST BEING WOODEN

Why are you watching The Blind Side on ABC Family right now when The Expendables is on Spike?!

Really? I totally bought the scene where the little kid is teaching Oher about the rules of football, offensive and defensive formations, etc.

Yes, horrible.

Also, I'm just going to come out and say it: the movie has no plot.

A really big dude is adopted out of poverty and, surprise, is really good at playing football.

Some colleges recruit him, he picks one of them, has to dodge some administrative hurdles and he's there.

Roll credits.

I admit nothing.

Apparently the real Oher was kind of pissed about how dumb they made him look.

Ha! Really?

I don't blame him. He's basically a gigantic 9 year old in the film.

And in the movie, didn't he get like a 96 in protective instincts?

WTF is protective instincts? Is there such a thing as a test for it? And who the **** would test poorly at it?

Sociopaths or Psychopaths?

It was mediocre. Sandra Bullock was hot, though.

The 2nd best actor after Sandra Bullock was IronE Singleton.

Go T Dog!

I still haven't found out if they really do have standardized 'Protective Instincts' tests.

Worst line in a move ever. "He scored in the top 1% in protective instincts. OMG"

Where do they test public schools for protective instincts?