The $75 Date...
 

Ok guys. This was a conversation today.

Let's say you chatted up a hottie and want a date. We'll assume this meeting was with friends and you bought her a drink or two. She seems interested.

That being said, you've dropped coin on dates that haven't worked out. Dropping $200+ for dinner/entertainment is out of the question!

What are your ideas for a $75 date?

A $75 hooker is not an option.

A $40 hooker with a $35 dollar hotel room?

A bottle of wine and a box of magnum condoms.

Dinner at a decent restaurant and the rest of the money for rubbers and lube.

A quick, emphasis on quick, bite of something light before doing something active.

Rape the shit out of her and then give her the $75 for cab fare.

A hike on your local mountain/trail, happy hour drinks then back to your place for dinner...

piihb and give her $8.00 for cab fare. Keep the rest for yourself.

This is correct.

I guess I should clarify myself. I've already raped and killed the bitch and found $75 in her purse. I'm looking for the next date. Are you people stupid?

To much to spend on a first date. Coffee or a little dive restaurant works much better.

Or a couple bottles of wine while gazing at the heavens?

Only a fool would spend more than 40 bucks on a first date.

Go to some kind of fall festival thing. They should be popping up all over. Usually very little cover charge if any, plenty of things to interact with or talk about. Pick one that serves beer at least. Be sure and point out the weirdos and creepy looking dudes anytime you get something to drink. That way, the next day, you can point a finger at the carny looking dude at the beer garden as the one who likely slipped her the roofy.

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Ask her if she would suck dick for $75..after her answer you lean back in your chair..pull your juice box up to your lips..say interesting..sip from the straw..then stab her in the neck..get in there before it gets cold..take her money then go to a nice steak house

I'm out for a few minutes. I need to shower the death from my body. The blood seems to have taken hold on my skin. I may keep the $75.

Thats almost unfair. :thumb:

Try to convert her to Islam

LMAO

With a large and very sharp knife you are picking your teeth with

:clap:

Lots of good suggestions already. If I was to offer a few, they would be:

Option 1. Small independent restaurant that features either locally grown stuff or vegetarian stuff. Chicks think that's the coolest thing in the world. Then out to a coffee shop for dessert, but not one with some live guitarist who always - ALWAYS - has the mike turned up too loud for people to talk. I can't stand going anywhere for live music except a concert.

Option 2. Walk through the local botanic garden and then lunch at the on-site cafe that undoubtedly features locally grown and/or vegetarian entrees. See Option 1, plus chicks love flowers.

Option 3. Drive her as far as $37.50 in gas will get you, and then tell her that you'll drive her back if she'll put out in the back seat.

ROFL

Not with inflation. :deevee:

The young folks don't really do dates nowadays. They hang out. That's a date from what I'm told.

A movie and a bite.
Rollerblading and a bite.
Plane ride over foliage with a friend who flies. Do as a double date, followed by a bite.
Climb a mountain and a bite
Tour a cool city and a bite.
Visit an art museum, or any kind of museum you're into or or she is...then a bite.
Dune buggying and a bite.

Live music at some cool but cheap bar...find out what she likes

or some open mic comedy night type deal

10 bucks or 20 bucks a ticket plus some drinks

or some free concert in a park or whatnot

find out where some live events are and just ask her if she is into it...

yah applebees on the 1st date blows the budget

LOL

He didn't say she was fat.

:D

One large buttered popcorn and two large drinks it is.

You're doing it wrong.

Proceed to have more drinks with her. No more than $20 spent on this section of the date. One drink apiece or so.

Just enough to determine if you want to go have dinner with her, then you bring that up. First dinner shouldn't be too lavish, a decent sitdown place with $15-20 entrees.

Go with God, my son.

Any advice taken from this source is like taking sailing lessons from the captain of the titanic.

Hmmm, almost too good for an old married dude. You been crusin some interns around in that Apricot chariot when the mrs ain't looking?

I always make my 1st dates around 7:30 to avoid the dinner tab entirely. State clearly you are meeting for a couple drinks. Other way to avoid a big tab when it gets to dinner time is to pick a restaurant where a bottle of wine isn't assumed. Good places for small tabs are taco joints, pizza joints, coffee shops/wine bars with limited or light offerings. You can get away with this depending on how it's done (go for trendy or character). I am a late thirties yuppie type, my best date in Denver is a shithole bar (that gives the lady a rose and a shot upon entry, this scores points) with a glorious pizza joint next door followed by a walk to an awesome old ice cream joint. Usually out the door for under $40 total and all places have loads of character and this has never done me wrong even with the more successful ladies.

Save the steak and Italian dates for later when she already knows you're a broke ass and won't make you buy a $50 bottle of wine. :)

give her the ol' quagmire

Pretty solid advice here surprisingly, as T-rent would say "our little baby's all growns up!".

Pumpkin patch

how bout get a rich friend to take you on a yacht

thats less than 75 bucks

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A shit ton of shit huh? Sounds like a sound plan. However, I don't think you've thought about increments of 75 dollars in 20 years.

I've been around the block a few times and have a significant other now.

The advice I gave was solid. This isn't rocket science. If the girl balks at you not spending lavishly on a first date she isn't a quality girl anyway.

Soooo, hope she's an alcoholic cougar that appreciates a good Houlihan's dinner?

Having a drink before dinner doesn't mean she's an alcoholic.

Spend the $75 on lube, rubbers, roofies, and a bottle of cheap wine. Pour the wine, drop in a roofie, talk for 20 then lube up.

****ing rookies.

Ask her if she wants to get a pizza and ****. Maybe your cheap ass will get lucky and she won't like pizza.

I think you should let her worry about the cost.

Just smile and tell her you think she's really swell, and that if she ever asked you to lunch, you'd probably go.

If you truly have suave and debonair, she will let you pick the place.

Maybe things are different nowadays.

Dinny

I should emphasize roofies and wine are really key in my plan. Next priority is rubbers. You can spit on it if you're pressed for cash.

Hootie?

Ive made the mistake of dropping serious coin at a nice restaurant on a first date. Not only could it be totally wasted on someone you dont like, but you may find out you two cant hold a conversation halfway through.

A few years ago Id say the best date is bowling. The activity keeps the convo flowing and the competition allows for some friendly humor.

Recently I moved into the city and have always had a blast going to a cool area and bouncing from place to place - drink here, slice of pizza there, check out this cool store, etc. The PUAs would say this gives a feeling of going on several dates at once and therefore builds intimacy, I like it because it keeps the convo flowing and if you arent feeling it you havent established an expectation of time so easy to bail.

You can grab a decent dinner for $50. If things go well, $25 left over for conversation over a drink or two at another bar.

Save yourself the time and effort. Get something to eat about 11:30 then head to the bar for last call. Fat bitches be waitin.

Comedy club is a decent indicator of a future between two people. If you laugh at the same jokes you are good to go.

Yep. Or tell her you're going Dutch, that will give you an idea of who she is.
Unless you have money and she's clever...

Hitup a happy hour if you dont get the poo snaps your game sucks

But those work it all off. A bite isn't a dinner. It's something small. And I didn't mean vampires.

I consider someone is overdoing it when they do that on a first date. Especially if you decide you don't wanna go out again. Induces guilt feelings. It feels like being bought.

Oh and bowling sucks. Tho's it's not a bad idea if she likes it. I just don't.

Unrelated to dating, I had a dinner alone at Johnny Rocket's and it cost $24. And that was for a burger and fries and relatively poor service, albeit with a milk shake for dessert. But $24 for a meal in a place that doesn't exude ambiance seemed pretty high.

The last first date I went on cost me exactly $74 dollars, delicious dinner at the Basil Leaf cafe in Lawrence and two beers over conversation at a bar down the street.

Did you boink her?

Plus the impromptu "wanna grab a beer somewhere else" gives you a feeler as to wether date #2 is on the table or not.

Not that night, but yeah.. I did. I posted about her in the dating thread. I haven't been on any dates since her, but I haven't tried either.

$75 is kind of no man's land. When the wife and I go out to eat we are either under $50 or over $100. Tonight we each had 2 beers and dinner for under $45 including the tip.

Details

It's not 1950.

Why are you paying for anything?...

Friend-zoned after a month or so of dates/sex/hanging out/talking/what have you.

Probably went back to her ex boyfriend I suppose.

Don't currr.

If you asked her out, you should pay.

That doesn't mean she can't get the next night out and if she's the right girl, she will offer to.

No woman is offering to pay for $#it on date 2...

I'm sure girls brag to their girlfriends about the guy who "let her pay for half."

You feel me?

No.

Not at all...

You'd be surprised.

Not really.

But I also don't see a woman ever bragging about paying for her dinner.

Ever.

This happened to me as well then I ignored her and hung out with her friend. Amazing how I became attractive.

Some women are fickle.

That's kind of my point.

I think women are genetically wired to respond better to a man who pays her way on a first date.

Real talk this girl told me she has a hard time saying no to sex when a man takes her to dinner.

I think we call that a .... nevermind

Pay for dinner and make zero moves towards ****ing her on the first date.

She'll be in ****ing love with you.

This...

Also, when the tab comes, put down your card as if you are scratching your balls.

There should be absolutely zero awkward moments about paying.

If she quibbles just tell her she can get the next one...implying you want to take her out again.

never buy shit for girls unless they **** you first.

Take her out for a drink and tell her you are really digging her Claynus. When she looks at you and cocks her head tell her you want to go skeet shooting.