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listopencil 10-09-2013 03:01 PM

North Korea Finds Ancient Unicorn Lair
 
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Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK
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</td></tr><tr><td width="610">Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) -- Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:

"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.

The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.

The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."
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listopencil 10-09-2013 03:02 PM

I didn't see this posted. Oh, here's the link:

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/2012...1129-20ee.html

Gonzo 10-09-2013 03:03 PM

I'm surprised they did to find this when Kim-Jong was still around.

BlackHelicopters 10-09-2013 03:03 PM

Rainbows and unicorns and virgins.

DMAC 10-09-2013 03:03 PM

What are you implying?

Gonzo 10-09-2013 03:03 PM

TTIWWUP

Strongside 10-09-2013 03:04 PM

I'm a little rusty on my Korean, but I can still decipher that this is an omen that the Broncos will lose to the Jaguars.

Gonzo 10-09-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 10067602)
What are you implying?

I've no idea what you mean.

CrazyPhuD 10-09-2013 03:10 PM

Was the cave labeled....Miso Horny?

listopencil 10-09-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10067604)
TTIWWUP

http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/fil...k_69470824.jpg

tooge 10-09-2013 03:12 PM

I was dating this gal years ago that hung out with a real skinny friend that we all called the unicorn, or Unis for short. She had a horse face with a real long nose. Now I know where she lived.

listopencil 10-09-2013 03:12 PM

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Gonzo 10-09-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10067625)

That's better. Good work

seclark 10-09-2013 03:13 PM

unicorns hangin with king tongmyong, at yongmyong.
nothing new here.
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BlackHelicopters 10-09-2013 03:16 PM

Why do these horses have a dangerous sex toys trapped to their heads?


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