Flu/Cold relief
 

This Flu is a Mother****er. Knocked my dick in the dirt hardcore. :huh:

Anyone have any remedies or anything to offer relief from the Devil. The woman is treating me like i have the plague. I told her to waterboard me antifreeze during the night if things get worse.

Might go see a new doctor tomorrow.

antifreeze douche

:shake: Yea i already said that.

Mucinex, ibuprofen, pediolyte.

do a line of comet

Don't get the crap off the shelf. Go to the pharmacy counter and get some pseudoephedrine. That's the only stuff that works. That crap with phenilyn or whatever it's called is a joke. You just as well take nothing at all. My personal preference is Ibuprofen cold and sinus.

I've got the Mucinex and IB's . I will try the Pediolyte tomorrow. I'm guessing that helps with dehydration correct?

usually sudafed/mucinex + some of this
http://i.imgur.com/DGtsPHa.jpg

That's your body's way of saying it's time to change your tampon.

But seriously, get pseudoephedrine. I refuse to deal with colds any other way. I live in the goddamn 21st century.

Kombocha, fermented fish oil.

Do some Yanni tonight. You deserve better.
http://stewartgjohnstone.com/wp-cont.../11/yanni1.jpg

Peniscilon

LMAO

Never heard of that until i looked it up. :hmmm:
Not sure if i want to put anymore bacteria in my system though.

Flu is a virus. Tamiflu only works very early on. Everything else is just palliative