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displacedinMN 03-15-2013 04:59 PM

This is a judges ruling I like
 
Wisconsin man banned from all libraries on earth
Associated Press
Posted: 03/15/2013 12:01:00 AM CDT
Updated: 03/15/2013 12:07:12 PM CDT

A 20-year-old Racine man who's accused of engaging in lewd behavior in a library has been banned from "all the libraries on the face of the earth."

Tyree S. Carter is charged with misdemeanor counts of lewd behavior and disorderly conduct. He's due in court next month for a pre-trial conference.

Carter is accused of openly masturbating in the Racine Public Library last week, according to a report from the Journal Times of Racine.

A witness told investigators Carter was out in the open, not trying to conceal his act.

The criminal complaint says he apologized to responding police officers.

His signature bond was set at $1,000. Court records say as a condition of his bond he was told to "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth."

http://www.twincities.com/wisconsin/...ibraries-earth

Dunerdr 03-15-2013 05:07 PM

No mastuerbating in libraries either? The terrorists have won. I give up im just gonna go back home to crank one out from now on.

LoneWolf 03-15-2013 05:12 PM

Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?

Dunerdr 03-15-2013 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9502899)
Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?

I Assume frowned upon they wouldnt put a computer in there if they didnt want you jerkin your gerkin right?

Sully 03-15-2013 05:35 PM

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Thanks Bin Laden

BlackHelicopters 03-15-2013 06:02 PM

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

REDHOTGTO 03-16-2013 07:33 AM

was i not supposed to do that?
cause that was never really explained to me

Demonpenz 03-16-2013 07:35 AM

people masterbate in libraries alot

Fire Me Boy! 03-16-2013 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9502899)
Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?

It breaks "lewd conduct" laws for certain.

acesn8s 03-16-2013 09:03 AM

Perhaps he should have closely masturbated then the ruling may not have included Japanese libraries.

WV 03-16-2013 09:05 AM

http://p1.la-img.com/930/16511/5468021_2_l.jpg

Braincase 03-16-2013 09:19 AM

He's been banned from Amazon and B&N, too.

Thig Lyfe 03-16-2013 09:27 AM

I feel like that's a tad outside the judge's jurisdiction...

Imon Yourside 03-16-2013 09:32 AM

They call them the Porno Palaces of the hood, BAN LIBRARIES!

CoMoChief 03-16-2013 10:15 AM

i can't believe public libraries are even still around. I haven't been to one (other than a school one) since I was about 12 yrs old.


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